When Sargent Squatter Came to DZ
When I saw that Hello Kitty had to give up his Q spot at Danger Zone I jumped at the opportunity. It is a very exclusive spot and the application …
Bass Ackward Pockets
So I have this strange pair of workout shorts. Like a lot of clothes in my drawers they just seem to show up randomly. The M buys the clothes for …
When Sargent Squatter Came to T2I
Seeing Ausfahrt you might think “Wow, that guy is so lazy, he never runs anywhere”. But while lazy may be true for his personal hygene when it comes to working …
A Walk To Remember
Like most guys whenever Orphan asks me to do something I always ask “Will Garfield be there?” Not because there is anything wrong with Orphan, he’s okay, mostly okay, but …
Second Verse Same as the First
As Pickles always says “Preparation H is key”. So to impress my junior site Q I made sure my weinke was laid out by my keys last night. Driving in …
A Way Back
Today was my second day back in the Gloom and my first day Q-ing in it. I had stayed strong during the lockdown virtually posting with Traffic Cone 4-5 times …
illegitimi non carborundum
It has been a..I think, month, maybe a year. As far as I can tell today is Satmontuesday, the 13th17th of Maypril. I can’t tell you the exact year, but …
The Moon and the Rear View Mirror
Sometimes life just sucks and there is nothing, nada, nope you can do about it except pull the covers over your head and see how many fartsacks you can string …
It’s Raining Men—Blame Parker
So a few weeks back there was a pop-up FIA/F3 AO for Valentine’s Day c/o: Red Ryder and his M. It was a pleasant surprise since the standard orders I …
There Were 3
It was a rainy morning in the gloom at Hot for Teacher. 12 PAX showed up expecting to be put through the paces at Camp Frisco…but YHC noted that everyone’s …