Lexicon V-Z

 Posted on March 13, 2020  |  1 minutes  |  84 words  |  

A beautiful morning at the Big Tent. 11 PAX joined in to complete Lexicon A-Z.

Warm up

  • Windmill
  • Walmart Burbee
  • Wide Arm Merkin
  • Zombie Crawl (plank position - crawl with feet dragging behind)

The only Thang

  • Walls of Jericho - squat, merkin, LBC, crab cake (L/R=1), T-Bone, SSH, nipple touches (L/R=1)

Mary

  • V-Up Roll Up
  • War Hammer - Jack Webb style (1 WWII with 4 American Hammer)
  • Vacuum Cleaner (with partner, wheelbarrow length of parking lot line, 5 derkins, wheelbarrow back, repeato, then flapjack)
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Lazy Ass Hofberg

 Posted on February 13, 2020  |  2 minutes  |  366 words  |  

There were a few HIM who got after some EC running. YHC and Banjo tackled 5.5 and we saw the Mother of all Bells show up for some, but as I went to press I did not know how far he ran or who joined him. But if you did you know who you are and what you did. 0545 No FNG No reason for Disclaimer No time for the pledge. [Read More]
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Lexicon P, Q, R

 Posted on February 11, 2020  |  1 minutes  |  114 words  |  

16 PAX for a rainy day workout. Some for a run while some had to endure Lexicon P, Q, R. Welcome FNG Daniel - now called Shrubbery. Pledge Prisoner Indian Ran to lower parking lot. Warmup 10 Peter Parker 10 Plank Jacks 10 Prisoner Squat 10 Randys 10 Red Bull Smurf Jack Thang 1 Quadraphilia - 2 light poles backwards, 5 Prisoner Squats, 1 light pole forward, 5 Red Bull Smurf Jacks, Repeato Thang 2 [Read More]
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Moist mosey merkins

 Posted on February 6, 2020  |  1 minutes  |  150 words  |  

Don’t google that… It’s raining, quite a bit, but the 3rd core principle is outside, rain or shine, heat or cold. 10 head out for a bootcamp and 1 for a mother ruck. Warm-up: Leave the lot and head to the front of the school only to do warm-ups right next to the covered walk way. Thank you, Shutty. GM, Imperial Walkers, Sir Fazio, Phelps and Overhead clap The Thang: [Read More]
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You Get a Rock, You Get a Rock, EVERYBODY GETS A ROCK!

 Posted on February 5, 2020  |  2 minutes  |  415 words  |  

YHC continued my tour of the West Carpex AOs that started my F3 career with a trip to Field of Dreams. This trip was bound to be a good one with the plethora of choices the Q has at their disposal, and I hope the PAX got exactly what they paid for with their expensive F3 membership. Warm-up: YHC noticed that the PAX were quite happy to see one another this morning, because the mumblechatter was on point to start. [Read More]
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Fat. Man. Relays*

 Posted on January 31, 2020  |  5 minutes  |  936 words  |  

When you are 5'9" and 145lbs. in high school, with most of that mass residing between your calves and waist, you have sprinter potential. Unlike some Carpexers, I prefer my running to max out at about 400yds. If I have to pace myself, it’s not really my bag, baby. The discus throwers, shot-putters et al. liked to make fun of us skinny fast dudes because of all the running we had to do while they drank beer and threw heavy stuff. [Read More]
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Tributes, Domination, and Baby Bjorn Rock Carriers

 Posted on January 28, 2020  |  3 minutes  |  477 words  |  

So this week, YHC drives past at least two other closer AOs, down Kelly Road to Thomas Brooks park, the site of Field of Dreams. A very expansive site it is, with lots of options to travel. Therefore, we ignore all that extra space and stay within 200 yards of the flag at all times. It seems FOD is trying to take on an SNS feel, with lots of running opportunities that are either EC before the workout, or are done in place of the workout. [Read More]
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South Of The Border

 Posted on January 17, 2020  |  2 minutes  |  399 words  |  

YHC started posting at Flying Circus when I first joined F3 in March of ’19, since moving the Durm’ I have not been back to post with Carpex but on a couple of occasions. My new year’s resolution is therefore to post and Q some of the Carpex AOs in WCary. Warm-up: 5 GM Cadence, 10 Windmills Cadence, 15 Side SHUFFLE Hops (Side Straddle Hops just sounds weird), 20 Mtn. Climbers [Read More]
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Figure 8 and some healthy competition

 Posted on January 10, 2020  |  1 minutes  |  104 words  |  

Who doesn’t love to get pushed by their brothers? 16 HIM pushed and pulled each other along at GT. Warm-up: Mosey to the greenway parking lot for some cadence-counted Good Mornings, Hillbillies, Calf stretches, Merkins, and Side Straddle Hops. Thang 1: Burpee-intervals, with the winner of each interval earning the chance to rest and pick up the six. But mostly we saw Beaker’s back. Then a group run to the figure-eight flagpole. [Read More]
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Ultimate Frisbee!!!!!

 Posted on January 9, 2020  |  2 minutes  |  214 words  |  

After seeing a post about starting up a sports AO, I was inspired to lead an ultimate Frisbee workout. Luckily I own an LED Frisbee, so we can play in the dark, add a few glow bracelets for team identification and were good to go. After gathering in the parking lot and a pretty poor recitation of the disclaimer for the FNG, we mosey to the frozen tundra of flying circus. [Read More]
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