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No counting; Unauthorized Homer to Marge; Gates...it's banana land.

Posted on April 6, 2020 | 2 minutes | 333 words |

This Guy! and Michelob, Largemouth and Chanticleer for a little EC run. Hey look, 5 other HIM. Let’s workout. Mosey over the church parking lot. Some agility drills along the way, then circle up. **Warm-Up **Good Morning, Windmill, Steve Earle, SSH, Mnt. Climber, Plank Jack Mosey back over to the track around the field to count the number of fences and gates that are unnecessarily placed around the field confusing even the smartest among us. [Read More]

What a co-inky-dink

Posted on March 28, 2020 | 1 minutes | 180 words |

At 0510 I parked my car at Apex Nature Park. At 0515 I set off on a little EC run. At 0542 I arrived back at my car to find 10 other HIM standing around. So at 0545, I asked them if they wanted to join me in some random exercising. They agreed. So we were off. Mosey to the top parking lot and circle up. **Warm-Up **Good Morning, Windmill, Steve Earle [Read More]

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B.L.I.M.P.S./B.Y.O.C.&C.

Posted on March 24, 2020 | 2 minutes | 233 words |

YHC and Largemouth for 5.2 miles at a conversational 7:30 pace. Don’t worry everybody, we figured it all out. Franklin, Badlands & Sooey for a crowd control 5 mile run of their own. 8 socially-distant PAX set out for a traveling warm-up **Warm-UP **Moseying from the flag to the baseball field parking lot we stopped along the way for Good Mornings, Windmill, Steve Earles, SSH, and Mnt. Climbers. **Thang One [Read More]

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Musical Monday with Hanson, Ep. 1

Posted on February 25, 2020 | 3 minutes | 546 words |

A few weeks back YHC was bemoaning the fact that we have an AO named Hells Bells but rarely have any music. Then I had a revelation. The Q picks the soundtrack. Also, I had been planning to Q more this year. Thus the PAX were stuck with YHC for 45 minutes this beautiful Monday morning. YHC arrived around 4:50 and hit the pull up bars while Revere and Mohawk went for a run. [Read More]

Curing a Case of the Mondays

Posted on February 17, 2020 | 3 minutes | 522 words |

YHC was reminiscing a bit with some of the PAX who were around for the launch of the AO known as Hell’s Bells. Back in the day when this site was just barely beyond a twinkle in the eyes of Earhart & Monkey Nut, there were times when the site Qs posted only to do a 2 man workout. Back in the glory days when the gates at Apex Nature Park always opened well before 0530. [Read More]

Honeycomb 39th

Posted on February 14, 2020 | 1 minutes | 68 words |

Beautiful morning, 2 FNG’s showed up

Disclaimer

Pleadge

Warm up-

Mosey
Good Morning
SSH
Calf stretch RL
Imperial Walker
Sir Fazio

The thang (partner up)

Pick up coupons
Partner 1 does lunges with coupon down and back, then tags partner
Partner 2 works on 75 burpees, 150 pull ups, 300 squats

Some finished and some did not

Mary

Pax called it

Named the new guys: Animal and Watson

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Burpees, Bears, and Blocks! Oh my!

Posted on February 13, 2020 | 3 minutes | 566 words |

For my VQ, I thought it best to combine some of my least and therefore most memorable workouts over my last six months in F3. The two Q’s who I got the most from was Banjo and Wahoo. These two Q’s provided the inspiration for burpees and blocks. In order to increase the alliteration in the title of the workout, I did some digging in the Exicon to find an exercise that combined bear crawls and cinder blocks. [Read More]

The Captain's Place - KB EMOM

Posted on February 10, 2020 | 4 minutes | 832 words |

NOTE: Captain Kangaroo was the Q. Posted on his behalf by Wahoo. **WARM UP **Introductions made, no FNG. Mission and Core Principles read. Sir Fazio Arm Circles x10 IC F/R Imperial Walker x15 IC World’s Greatest Stretch + Merkins x 2 sets of 10 **THANG **EMOM (Every Minute On The Minute). Perform called out exercise(s) OYO and recover for the balance of the minute. So if you do them faster you have longer [Read More]

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Deconstructing Decomposition

Posted on February 8, 2020 | 1 minutes | 198 words |

It was a good day at the Green Mile. You’d never have guessed that we were recovering from school-closing-level inclement weather that terrorized Wake County just one day ago. Eight HIM avoided the well-advertised long run to Durham and worked their whole body while tooling around Cary. The beat-down began as the just-setting full moon lit up the night. We warmed up thoroughly after the weather had dropped about 30 degrees over the last 24 hours: plyo-jumps for length and height complemented karaoke, butt kickers, and high knees during three loops around the track. [Read More]

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Your 2020 Dante's Peak Logo Contest Winner!

Posted on February 7, 2020 | 2 minutes | 394 words |

^ It’s the contest nobody knew existed… whipped this baby up in PowerPoint, Word Art and all… BOOM! Heavy rain the night before left the entire area quite damp. YHC had planned to work around the pond for the beatdown so when I arrived Torpedo and I ran back to make sure it wasn’t underwater. It wasn’t! We did find a good half a dozen HIMs on the pull up bars and joined in for some of the fun. [Read More]