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Rocking to the '80's

Posted on April 24, 2019 | 3 minutes | 446 words |

In the gloom, Girls Just Want to Have Fun! Warm-up With the mission stated, the disclaimer declaimed, and the pledge solemnly uttered, the Pax launched to the upper parking lot to circle up. The tunes were rolling and so were we for 2.5 miles over the course of the workout. It began with Side Straddle Hops Good Mornings Sir Fazio Arm circles forward and back Overhead claps Seal Claps Merkins Calf Stretch Thang One Warmed up, me moseyed to the kiosk for a set of 7’s up and down the hill. [Read More]

1-2-3-4

Posted on April 23, 2019 | 1 minutes | 95 words |

Pre-Blast 18 HIM for 3.04 miles and a big, dripping heaped-up triple scoop of vanilla at FMJ. Burt was not there. Dredd was not there either. The Warmup Pledge of Allegiance at the flag. Run across the street to the church for extended Paint the Lines. Circle up for: 21 Victory Burpees. The Thang Run back across the street. Partner up. Dora 1-2-3-4: while Partner 1 runs three light poles away, Partner 2 begins to perform 100 Burpees, 200 Pull-ups, 300 Squats, 400 LBCs. [Read More]

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1-2-3-4

Posted on April 23, 2019 | 1 minutes | 95 words |

Pre-Blast 18 HIM for 3.04 miles and a big, dripping heaped-up triple scoop of vanilla at FMJ. Burt was not there. Dredd was not there either. The Warmup Pledge of Allegiance at the flag. Run across the street to the church for extended Paint the Lines. Circle up for: 21 Victory Burpees. The Thang Run back across the street. Partner up. Dora 1-2-3-4: while Partner 1 runs three light poles away, Partner 2 begins to perform 100 Burpees, 200 Pull-ups, 300 Squats, 400 LBCs. [Read More]

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Circles and Compasses

Posted on April 6, 2019 | 2 minutes | 324 words |

28 HIM show-up in the gloom expecting an epic Yogi beatdown. Well, some plans are meant to change and YHC has stepped up to take the Q. Weclome FNGs Quidditch and Double Dutch. After a mumbling, bumbling disclaimer and pledge at the flag, we head left and to the large circle for: Warm Up Good mornings Cotton Pickers Steve Earls Arm twirly thingies including behind the back. The Thang The first of the many tangs actually starts at the end of warm-up with 5 monkey humpers and 5 burpees OYO. [Read More]

If You Provide Bacon, They Will Come

Posted on April 2, 2019 | 2 minutes | 383 words |

22 PAX and no FNGs, disclaimer given (poorly), opening Prayer for those having surgery today and we are off. Warm up mosey through Wake Zone parking lot for a change of pace GM x 5 SSH x 8 Burpees x 5 Diamond Merkins x 8 Plankjacks x 5 Plankjacks x 8 (was supposed to be mountain climbers) Form 4 groups for Indian Run to track, stopping at light poles for various Mary exercises, each group chooses their own [Read More]

Topless Broga

Posted on April 1, 2019 | 2 minutes | 343 words |

One never knows what to expect on April 1st. YHC decided to play it straight, and keep the PAX wondering. At 05:29, twenty PAX had gathered around the flag in anticipation - April Fool’s jokes or not? After the Pledge of Allegiance, we’re off. Warm Up Two laps around the pickle with some backwards running, Karaoke both ways, and high knees. Circle up for SSHs, Good Mornings, Steve Earles, Moroccan Night Clubs, Overhead Claps, Plank Jacks and Control Freak Merkins. [Read More]

On the hunt

Posted on March 30, 2019 | 3 minutes | 578 words |

OK fellas, YHC was feeling a little something extra this week in prep for a Phoenix-lead beatdown. I showed up at 0600 with a pocket full of scavenger hunt clues. Before setting out to strategicly place them around Bond Park, Brother Snots pulled into the lot. With that we rolled out… …back in time for some mumble before the beatdown, seeing no FNG’s YHC dropped the F3 mission statement and credo on the pax, and we’re off. [Read More]

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Tears of Pain

Posted on March 25, 2019 | 2 minutes | 398 words |

A beautiful, God-given morning greets 18 HIM for an impromptu, Earhart beatdown (get better Riptide). Most of the PAX show-up on time, so quick disclaimer and pledge allegiance then a quick mosey around the big parking lot. Circle up for: Warm Up Good Mornings Combo of shoulder work including arm circle twirlies, overhead claps, behind the back claps Cotton Pickers Windmills The Thang Done with warm-ups, each PAX grab a bell, Sega grab the 15lb medicine ball and head to the back shelter. [Read More]

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Hello Kitty Q'd Dante's Peak on a Friday in Apex

Posted on March 22, 2019 | 2 minutes | 225 words |

I’ll admit, sometimes I still flip on the ole GPS to get me out to DP, but when I get there I’m reminded at just how glorious this site is. A few hombres showed up at 0510 for ECP and laps. The only way to get better at pull-ups is to do more pull-ups. Aye! Back to the lot around 5:35 for record PUT6 w/ The Commish. Episode available HERE. [Read More]

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Kotters, Crimson

Posted on March 21, 2019 | 3 minutes | 499 words |

A lot of chatter the night before about the amount of chatter coming YHC’s way this morning. Had a nice little vanilla workout planned, but the return of our brother Crimson pulled big crowd, and most of them are big talkers. Modify as needed has a new meaning. Warm-Up Mosey over to the church entrance and circle up for side straddle hops, hillbillies (cause we’re in Apex), Sir Fazios and cotton pickers. [Read More]