Travelin' Wilburys

 Posted on October 12, 2017  |  2 minutes  |  308 words  |  

Alright, listen up. Imabout tired of this early August weather IN OCTOBER. Be Fall already! Yes, I feel better now. Anyway, a great crowd of men assembled at the Mellinial Memorial Skate Park in the unseasonably warm and humid morning to get better. My guess is they did. Extra Credit: First person to tie a recent event to the title of this post wins a free cup of cheap coffee. [Read More]
biner  blue-and-out  denali  franklin  goose  grease-monkey  imp  katniss  ma-bell  nature-boy  open-out  parker  pbx  queequeg  sky-blue  sooey  sour-mash  water-wings 

Happy Birthday Swim Goose

 Posted on October 10, 2017  |  2 minutes  |  250 words  |  

Yep, the long 49 year is over and I’m bludgeoning my way into Respect territory (none collected, but hope to earn some over time!) 16 PAX assembled in the unfathomably humid but not so gloom…since TOC thoughtfully lit the baseball field for YHC’s birthday! (Proper) Warm-Up Lap around the parking lot, 50 SSH, 10 Windmill, 10 Sir Fazio Arm Circles F/R, 15 Mountain Climbers Thang 1 - Partners - Dora 123 - Merkins/LBC/Squats alternating partners w laps around the parking lot [Read More]
beaker  biner  bogo  callahan  franklin  goose  hi-liter  jigglypuff  katniss  ma-bell  mulligan  nature-boy  pbx  sky-blue  term-paper  wilbur 

The Pre (pre-launch, pre-blast, pre-naming)

 Posted on October 6, 2017  |  2 minutes  |  419 words  |  

Arriving at the site, Goose and YHC were hoping that other braves would show up to give this pre-launch a boost. Fear not, this is CARPEX…..there will be men. And mighty fine men at that. After planting the site shovel - soon to be a shovel flag (something new) - and, thank you PBX, FOD’s shovel flag (something borrowed) the site co-Q’s YHC (something Sky Blue) and Goose (something old approaching “respect”) were ready to get the day started. [Read More]
biner  goose  kilmer  napster  pbx  sky-blue  wilbur 

Don't Sandbag Me Bro

 Posted on October 4, 2017  |  3 minutes  |  608 words  |  

Welcome to Day 2 of the Back-to-Back Beaker Beatdown (B4 [TM]). I want to let you in on a little secret. I typically sign up to Q with an idea already in mind. Like, “Wouldn’t it be fun to carry five gallons of water around and then hop on a sled pulled by my fellow PAX?” But, when I was perusing the F3Carpex website looking at Q sheets last Friday, I noticed a glaring hole at SNS this coming week, so I jumped on it. [Read More]
angry-elf  ascot  banjo  bartman  beaker  captain-kirk  chanticleer  chinese-downhill  chop-block  ck  coney  flacco  flip-flop  franklin  goose  grease-monkey  half  hasselhoff  hermes  hotspot  joe-smith  largemouth  ma-bell  malpractice  michelob  nature-boy  old-maid  ollie  open-out  pbx  pet-sounds  pierogi  riptide  shut-in  sky-blue  smokey  snots  sooner  sosa  term-paper  water-wings  wilbur  wkrp 

Cool Runnings at FOD

 Posted on October 3, 2017  |  4 minutes  |  849 words  |  

Despite several ominous warnings on the GroupMe, 17 PAX arrived at FOD in the cool crisp air for Day1 of a Back-to-Back Beaker Beatdown (BBBB, B Quartic, B4 - I’m just dropping a TM on any variant of 4 Bs). Franklin and Airbag had to be coaxed out of the warm and cozy Wolfpack Red 4Runner with promises (lies?) of a not-too-difficult Q that would be much more difficult for the rest of the PAX if they didn’t join. [Read More]
airbag  beaker  biner  bogo  franklin  goose  katniss  kilmer  lulu  ma-bell  napster  parker  pbx  sky-blue  snots  water-wings  wilbur 

Three Hundo (Merkins)

 Posted on September 26, 2017  |  2 minutes  |  233 words  |  

BB 18 HIM arrived at the Field of Dreams to live out a nightmare…three hundred merkins PLUS… Welcome FNG, Squid. The Warmup - Pledge of Allegiance at the Shovel Flag - Mixed run to the top of the hill parking lot, paint the lines. - Standard Merkins 40OMD - Happy Jacks 5 setsIC - Standard Merkins 20OMD - Abe Vigoda 10IC - Standard Merkins 20OMD - Imperial Walkers 15IC - Sir Fazio Arm Circles 10IC (egoscue grip) - Standard Merkins 20OMD [Read More]
airbag  beaker  biner  bogo  franklin  gomer  hi-liter  katniss  kilmer  napster  nature-boy  open-out  pbx  sky-blue  squid  swag  wanna-cry 

Pocket Park Blues

 Posted on September 21, 2017  |  3 minutes  |  540 words  |  

I rolled in early and saw a few guys already stretching next to the church and wondered if I had gotten mixed up on the time. Turns out they were part of the #meowmile crew, and off they went. They returned a few minutes with Hello Kitty and a few others looking for extra credit. 5:45, everybody’s here, no FNGs, welcome to our brother Matlock from F3ENC, let’s roll. Warm Up [Read More]
angry-elf  bartman  billy  build-a-bear  callahan  disco-duck  fluoride  hello-kitty  hermes  hi-liter  joe-smith  lite-brite  ma-bell  matlock  ollie  pickles  repeato  riptide  sky-blue  term-paper  wkrp  yoga-mat 

 Posted on September 20, 2017  |  2 minutes  |  424 words  |  

When: 9/20/2017 QIC: Pet Sounds The PAX: see below As SNS is my 2nd favorite site in F3Carpex (only behind Kryptonite obviously) I took this Q seriously. Worked hours in preparation for these famed 45 minutes to deliver a powerful beatdown that would make even Larry happy. Warm up - lap with around parking lot ending at side of sr ctr. SSH, GoodMorning, MountainClimbers, PlankJacks, Fozio Sir Fozio (Rev), Mozy to gate [Read More]
angry-elf  banjo  bartman  beaker  biner  burt  coney  denali  flip-flop  franklin  half  hasselhoff  hello-kitty  hermes  hotspot  joe-smith  katniss  khakis  largemouth  malpractice  mccants  michelob  midler  parker  pbx  repeato  riptide  saban  shank  shut-in  sky-blue  smokey  snots  sooner  sosa  term-paper  water-wings  wkrp  youbetcha 

10 Yards of Football

 Posted on September 15, 2017  |  3 minutes  |  453 words  |  

The troops gathered late at Slippery when wet – but gather quickly they did. We had a visitor from the Mother ship today – Cheese Turd (or perhaps it was Curd) who made the mistake of following Nature Boy into the park after seeing the F3 sticker on his car – I think it in involved three U-Turns before the got to the right place. Once we were together, we circled around the parking lot and then into the back grass field for some warm up. [Read More]
airbag  billy  cheese-curd  chop-block  franklin  goose  hermes  hi-liter  midler  nature-boy  oofta  riptide  sky-blue  smokey  sosa  term-paper  wkrp 

Excuses, Excuses

 Posted on September 12, 2017  |  4 minutes  |  661 words  |  

11 PAX (ten for boot camp, one for a solo run) gathered at Thomas Brooks Park, site of Field Of Dreams. YHC pulled up just as the rain was letting up just a little. It was a smaller group today, but that’s okay. It’s been a long time since I’ve been able to lead a group barely into double digits. I forgot how nice that is. But, to be frank, I expected a smaller crowd today. [Read More]
angry-elf  banjo  bogo  callahan  franklin  goose  ma-bell  parker  pbx  pet-sounds  sky-blue