50 is the new...

 Posted on November 9, 2020  |  2 minutes  |  289 words  |  

In celebration of YHC turning into a “Respect” — I was joined by 14 others, starting with call for FNG’s, and a very short disclaimer on F3. Turn to the flag for The Pledge Mozy to BB Court for warm up: Side Straddle Hops Sir Fazio Arm Circles Overhead Clap Good Mornings Thang 1: Mozy to the stairs & count off “ 1’s & 2’s” Round 1 1’s run the pickle, down the path and up the stairs while 2’s did merkins. [Read More]
banjo  biner  build-a-bear  callahan  duece  earhart  geek-squad  one-four  open-concept  pbx  sabre  schroeder  shoe-horn  torpedo 

The People's Champion

 Posted on October 26, 2020  |  3 minutes  |  482 words  |  

Davis Drive park has got to be one of the darkest places in an otherwise bright and somewhat beige world of Cary. Wait, is this where the Beige Bros got their name? Nevermind, I digress. It’s dark at Wolverine. Not too dark to know where to do pull-ups before the witching hour of 0530. It’s a busy Monday, with 17 PAX making the journey this morning. No FNGs, so a very abbreviated disclaimer was given. [Read More]
build-a-bear  burt  callahan  coney  goose  hi-liter  loom  one-four  open-concept  pbx  ramsay  red-ryder  sabre  shoe-horn  sour-mash  water-wings 

When Sargent Squatter Came to DZ

 Posted on July 30, 2020  |  6 minutes  |  1107 words  |  

When I saw that Hello Kitty had to give up his Q spot at Danger Zone I jumped at the opportunity. It is a very exclusive spot and the application process is quite tough. I had been rejected twice, but if I pretended to be Hello Kitty someone would figure it out when the sun started to come up. But if I pretended to be Hello Kitty pretending to be me everyone would just think it was a great disguise. [Read More]
blow-out  coney  frisco  press-on  saban  shoe-horn 

Inclined to sprint

 Posted on February 28, 2020  |  3 minutes  |  568 words  |  

Warm up Twas a chilly morning and YHC knew there would be some tight hams around so elected to pledge then go for a longer warm up jog than the customary pickle and a half: Out of the car park, left on Norwell, left on NW Cary, left into the trees (lights on), immediately left up the steps and then along the little used, slightly dangerous, trail back to the bottom of the car park. [Read More]
blowout  burt  cee-lo  ck  coney  flip-flop-thats-singular  free-lunch  goose  hi-liter  jigglypuff  largemouth  ma-bell  pierogi  press-on  shoe-horn 

Three Years

 Posted on February 14, 2020  |  2 minutes  |  394 words  |  

I’ve been in F3 for almost as long as I’ve been a dad! That percentage of time will just keep growing, mehopes. Here’s a look back at the last three V-days with F3-JP: 2019 2018 2017 (best I could do. Raleigh’s only written 3 BBs this year, as an indication) FNG Check - Mission and Disclaimer - Follow Me! Simple plan today: Find the Black Creek Greenway and head north. We’ll stop along the way for decreasing sets of Merkins and Squats (with one set of LBCs in there while the Nan’tan confirmed that our 6 was actually bruising). [Read More]
blowout  burt  ck  coney  cool-beans  flip-flop  free-lunch  jigglypuff  kermit  pierogi  press-on  sabre  shoe-horn  shut-in  viking 

Wolver-bata

 Posted on February 10, 2020  |  1 minutes  |  90 words  |  

22 men decided to start their week off right at Wolverine, where we attempted to force our collective Garmin watches to register some anaerobic benefit of a workout while logging few miles for my recently-post-long-run knees. And we succeeded with a custom-built Tabata-timed work out featuring only ONE thang, repeated three times. Each exercise was 45-seconds AMRAP, with 15 seconds to transition onward. Hand-release Merkin Flutter Squat Australian Snow Angel [Read More]
big-red  biner  clementine  free-lunch  geek-squad  gump  headroom  hi-liter  honeycomb  loom  ma-bell  one-four  parker  pbx  pierogi  pivot  red-ryder  shoe-horn  snots  sub  the-commish  torpedo 

The Great Triumphant Return of Napster, and other February Birthday (not mine) Shenanigans

 Posted on February 5, 2020  |  3 minutes  |  450 words  |  

Does anyone really know how many PAX post at the original weekly convergence known as Shaken Not Stirred? Or is it Vesper? Or is it Insomnia? All YHC knows is you pull into that parking lot off of Maury O’Dell drive, and there are likely to be cars and PAX scattered about. With the rapid growth of Carpex, there was some concern that opening new Wednesday sites could detract from the nostalgic allure of SNS. [Read More]
badlands  bartman  burt  coney  disco-duck  dr-evil  flacco  franklin  grease-monkey  greenbow  gump  hello-kitty  liverpool  loom  ma-bell  michelob  napster  nature-boy  one-direction  press-on  red-ryder  shoe-horn  shut-in  silver-fox  sky-blue  spitshine  squatter  swag  two-factor  www 

A Little Something for Everyone

 Posted on January 10, 2020  |  3 minutes  |  470 words  |  

Ima be real honest here. DZ is not a site a frequent that often. It’s a damn haul from my house in the POGL. But in 2020, YHC is gonna do better about getting to sites that are not in my normal rotation. And since we’re being real here, that’s a pretty good problem to have here in Carpex. This thing is BLOWING UP! So after I barely made my connecting flight, I arrived at North Cary park with plenty of time to spare. [Read More]
badlands  baltic-ave  burt  coney  dr-evil  flip-flop-thats-singular  franklin  free-lunch  kevin  ma-bell  my-cousin-vinny  nature-boy  pbx  pierogi  press-on  red-ryder  saban  shoe-horn  sky-blue  steak-knives 

2020...Year of the Absolution

 Posted on January 8, 2020  |  2 minutes  |  295 words  |  

Small crowd for Insomnia this morning: YHC, Michelob, Largemouth, GTL, Callahan & Beaker. 5:45. Disclaimer was “given.” Vespers go left, SNS’ers went right. Off to the grassy area behind Senior Center & Circle Up. Good Morning, Windmill, Arm Circles, Overhead Clap. Side Straddle Hop, Imperial Walker, Steve Earle, Mnt. Climber, Absolution. [Q NOTE: The Absolution is a simple 8 count exercise that I will continue to call at all of my Qs until all PAX present at the afore mentioned Qs knows how to do it and can perform 10 flawless reps. [Read More]
bartman  beaker  callahan  chanticleer  coney  dr-evil  farm-boy  flacco  frank  franklin  gtl  gump  hasselhoff  hi-liter  hotspot  how-how  largemouth  liverpool  loom  michelob  nature-boy  one-direction  press-on  shoe-horn  sky-blue  smokey  squatter  swag  the-joker  the-noid  the-u 

Cluster 1 of 20

 Posted on January 3, 2020  |  3 minutes  |  625 words  |  

14 men, inlcuding an FNG - Rob Hann - hereafter named Shoe Horn, participated in a fitness event at North Cary Park otherwise known Danger Zone. It was 49 degrees, a little damp and otherwise a nice morning. The group gathered at the flag for small talk. BTW: Several men, perhaps Flacco and Rob were in the the old Site Q’s (me) parking spot. Tighten up. Disclaimer. Disclaimer and Notice F3 Nation, Inc. [Read More]
burt  flacco  flip-flop  free-lunch  jigglypuff  press-on  prodigal  sabre  shoe-horn  squatter  term-paper  viking  wahoo  www