Millennial Mayhem

 Posted on February 18, 2019  |  3 minutes  |  440 words  |  

‘Twas a lovely morning on the border of Cary and Apex, where Miss Laura Duncan once cooked some chard on a stone. 18 men gathered to pay tribute to the Millennial generation with a goal of 2000-count exercises: 1000 reps and 1000 meters of running. Dodging the expected deluge of rain, we had a fine time in the cool, soggy gloom…one might even say “moist.” YHC had found the Millennial workout on the Exicon and thought it would be a great way to challenge the PAX to a well-rounded beatdown. [Read More]
bartman  coney  disco-duck  flacco  hasselhoff  honeycomb  hotspot  jigglypuff  ma-bell  red-ryder  saban  sabre  shut-in  silverback  smokey  sub  term-paper  two-factor 

What Do You Get When You Cross A Frog With A Duck?

 Posted on February 16, 2019  |  2 minutes  |  357 words  |  

Kermit and YHC had been talking for a while about co-Q’ing Phoenix, and when the day finally arrived it was rainy and warm, perfect weather for a frog and a duck. The old duck took the first half, the young frog took the second. Warm-Up Start off with the Pledge at the Flag, then mosey down to the lower lot, with some butt kickers along the way, then circle up for side straddle hops, hillbillies, good mornings, copperhead merkins and copperhead squats. [Read More]
biner  callahan  chinese-downhill  ck  crimson  deuce  disco-duck  ezekiel  flacco  frisco  kermit  ma-bell  odouls  open-out  pbx  sabre  texas-ranger  traffic-cone  triple-lindy  two-factor 

Bringing Sally Up

 Posted on February 15, 2019  |  2 minutes  |  424 words  |  

A F3 mentor taught me long ago to only Q what you can do. A nice catchy phrase and one that I have tried to adhere to. I believe as the Q it’s important to lead by example in attitude, effort and execution of all exercises called. When a man volunteers to lead other men he wants to be his best on that day in every way he can. Ideally all of the above falls in place for every Q everyday. [Read More]
adjacent  baiter  bluewater  captain-jack  chipper  horatio  joe-smith  lactaid  oofta  random-house  sabre  snooze  staubach  theismann 

There’s no vanilla in these Burpees … Burpees, Burpees, and more Burpees - does a body good!!!

 Posted on February 14, 2019  |  2 minutes  |  386 words  |  

Date: 2/13/2019 QIC: WWW AO: SnS, Maynard / Insomnia / Vesper, and Ruckers PAX: Badlands, Banjo, Bartman, Bogo, Build-a-Bear, Burt, Buzzfeed. Chanticleer, Coney, FNG EZ Bake, Franklin, Grease Monkey, Hansen, Hello Kitty, Hi-Liter, Hot Spot, Khakis, Large Mouth, Ma Bell, Michelob, Mohawk, Nickel, Ollie, One Four, Pivot, Random House, Saban, Sabre, Shut-in, Sky Blue, Smitten, Sub, Wonder Bread, WWW Warm-up: GM, hamstring stretch, Sir Fazio forward, seal claps, overhead claps, SF backward, calf stretch with CFMs. [Read More]
badlands  banjo  bartman  bogo  build-a-bear  burt  buzzfeed  chanticleer  coney  ez-bake  franklin  grease-monkey  hanson  hello-kitty  hi-liter  hotspot  khakis  largemouth  ma-bell  michelob  mohawk  nickel  ollie  one-four  pivot  random-house  saban  sabre  shut-in  sky-blue  smitten  sub  wonderbread  www 

FNGs Abound

 Posted on February 6, 2019  |  2 minutes  |  323 words  |  

The PAX recruiting game showed up strong on this A.M. as we had 3 FNGs make their way into the gloom. The Disclaimer was necessary. As I type this I am just now realizing I forgot to lead us in the Pledge of Allegiance. This is a priority and so I recognize now the men and women who go and have gone into harms way to protect the liberties that we as a United States of America hold as unalienable. [Read More]
angry-elf  badlands  banjo  bartman  biner  bogo  burt  chanticleer  chinese-downhill  chipper  ck  coney  denali  disco-duck  flip-flop  franklin  geek-squad  goose  hello-kitty  hermes  hi-liter  hotspot  joe-smith  khakis  largemouth  ma-bell  michelob  nature-boy  old-maid  parker  pbx  pierogi  pivot  prodigal  random-house  repeato  rock-a-billy  sabre  shut-in  sky-blue  smitten  smokey  snots  squatter  the-commish  theismann  torpedo  two-factor  wkrp  youbetcha 

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

 Posted on February 4, 2019  |  3 minutes  |  535 words  |  

As we all search for the meaning of life and our purpose and all that serious stuff, sometimes, it’s nice to just have a little fun. Ferris knows this for sure…so let’s have some fun on our day off. We start the day with the pledge and a quick warm up jog to the neighborhood clubhouse parking lot for the warm-up. Let’s start the day by saying Good Morning to Ferris and then meet some of our other favorites. [Read More]
biner  bogo  build-a-bear  flacco  franklin  geek-squad  hello-kitty  jigglypuff  liverpool  ollie  one-four  pbx  pivot  random-house  red-ryder  rooney  sabre  term-paper  the-commish  water-wings 

Hills for the Kulak Krew!

 Posted on February 1, 2019  |  3 minutes  |  479 words  |  

Wow – beautiful morning at the ole Danger Zone – crisp & cool with beautiful stars and a sliver of a moon. My man Flacco had the Q, but asked me to step in as he is under the weather – “my pleasure” as they say at Chick-fil-a – hope you feel better quickly! The PAX gathered with the site Q expertly giving parking commands – Klown Kar of Kulaks was a most welcome sight! [Read More]
flip-flop  liverpool  pelican-brief  press-on  prodigal  push-it  random-house  saban  sabre  sosa  swag 

Half-Century Mountain

 Posted on January 30, 2019  |  2 minutes  |  411 words  |  

Upon checking the weather last night, I posed the ‘more PAX than degrees Fahrenheit challenge’ to the Twittersphere. This ended up being way closer a proposition than we thought it’d be! 25 > 22. With our strong crew of 8, take a lap around the parking lot, and venture into the park. Pause for a warmup consisting of 10 x GM (here comes Pivot) 1 penalty burpee 10 X IW [Read More]
burt  chanticleer  chipper  coney  denali  flip-flop  franklin  goose  hermes  hotspot  jigglypuff  largemouth  ma-bell  michelob  nature-boy  parker  pivot  prodigal  random-house  sabre  smokey  snots  squatter  term-paper  the-commish 

A new Dora, was it 24 or 22?

 Posted on January 28, 2019  |  2 minutes  |  253 words  |  

Great morning a Wolverine – excellent group of high impact men! All familiar faces - no FNG to to brief…. The Warm-up: Start with the pledge, mosey around the pickle to basketball court & circle up Good mornings, windmills (tough to count for some reason!), SSH, calf stretches with merkins, air chair with chinooks The Thang! Mosey south along the running trail to the big parking lot. Fast feet, bear crawl, curb dips, crab back…. [Read More]
banjo  bogo  build-a-bear  clementine  coney  doogie  ezekiel  flacco  geek-squad  lawn-dart  ollie  pierogi  pivot  prodigal  random-house  saban  sabre  snots  squatter  the-commish  theismann  trike 

Well, That Sucked

 Posted on January 18, 2019  |  3 minutes  |  454 words  |  

Nicely put, Pickles. More on that in a minute. As for any Q YHC rolls in about 15 minutes before the start to walk the grounds. (This was not as necessary today as I had been there the afternoon before with my 2.0 and 2.1 to scout and confirm a few things. North Cary Park is truly the nicest park in Cary.) Shortly behind me the Site Q runs in carrying the shovel flag. [Read More]
arsenal  ck  coney  leprechaun  pickles  press-on  random-house  saban  sabre  theismann  yogi