12 Days of Burpees

 Posted on December 10, 2017  |  3 minutes  |  614 words  |  

Warm-Up (read more about the real warm-up at the bottom) Hello Kitty leads the men down to the lower parking lot for Side Santa Hops, Cranberry Pickers, Imperial Walkers, Sir Fazio, Quick Feet and Curb Erkins. The Thang YHC takes over and leads the men through the Disco Kitty version of 12 Days of Christmas. Here’s the last verse. On the 12th day of Christmas my Q love gave to me [Read More]
banjo  bartman  biner  callahan  chanticleer  ck  disco-duck  flacco  flip-flop  hello-kitty  hermes  hi-liter  jigglypuff  ma-bell  mississippi  napster  old-maid  ollie  pbx  saban  sooey  sour-mash  tecumseh  term-paper  wkrp  yoga-mat 

40 Year-Old Virgin Q

 Posted on December 7, 2017  |  9 minutes  |  1829 words  |  

June 2nd, 2017, YHC is having an early afternoon HH (I know you’re all shocked!) with a few old friends, when one of them says “Hey, what are you doing tomorrow morning?”. Of course, I was planning to do what I always do on Saturday mornings, sleep! This Saturday would be different. I woke up at 6 am…and hit the snooze. Woke up again at 6:20 and this time I managed to get myself out of bed. [Read More]
angry-elf  art-vandelay-the-crick  callahan  ck  disco-duck  etrade  fluoride  hello-kitty  lip-sync-south-wake  mississippi  pickles  saban  shank  tubeless  wkrp  wonk 

Constructing (and Deconstructing) BLIMPS

 Posted on December 4, 2017  |  2 minutes  |  281 words  |  

14 HIM gathered at the well-lighted Apex Nature Park to start their weeks off right. Started with a brief jog into one parking lot (where the PAX got a little confused as Hot Spot broke off from the group for his solo run through the woods) for the warmup (SSH, Good Mornings, Sir Fazio Arm Circles, Overhead Clap, Mountain Climbers, Cotton Pickers). Mosey across the street to the larger parking lot to construct (and deconstruct) some BLIMPS (5 Burpees, 10 Lunges, 15 Imperial Walkers, 20 Merkins, 25 Plank Jacks, 30 Squats) as follows. [Read More]
ascot  chappy  chop-block  coxswain  disco-duck  ford  hotspot  imp  mississippi  pierogi  red-ryder  saban  smokey  theismann 

Deck Move

 Posted on November 28, 2017  |  2 minutes  |  247 words  |  

33 degrees. Clear. Dark. No Wind. 14 Dudes. 6 Headlights. 52 Cards. Warm Up Jog to the Field SSH, Merkins, Plank Jacks, Burt Jacks. Good Mornings, Flutter Kicks, Hand Release Merkins….done IC, 15-20 count. Thang. Deck of Death. 52 cards. 4 Moves. Jump Squats, Burbees, Hand Release Merkins and Plank Jacks. 1, 2, 3, 4,….13 random reps for each of the 4 moves. Run 50 yards out and back between every 4 / 6 cards. [Read More]
ascot  biner  bogo  burt  chinese-downhill  coney  flacco  half  ma-bell  napster  pbx  saban  term-paper  tubeless 

Hello Flacco

 Posted on November 22, 2017  |  3 minutes  |  457 words  |  

With a week of travel in front of many PAX, Hello Kitty alerted the Carpex region via GroupMe that there were prime Q spots open all week. A true HIM, Flacco stepped up for his VQ with Kitty close in tow to help along the journey. And with that, it was time for a Hello Flacco butt-whipping. PAX gathered for a gloomy SNS post. Insomnias back in from their jaunt, and a small group of Vespers heading out, it’s time to get after it. [Read More]
angry-elf  banjo  biner  bogo  bonham  chanticleer  chinese-downhill  ck  coney  denali  earhart  flacco  goose  grease-monkey  half  hasselhoff  hello-kitty  hotspot  joe-smith  largemouth  nickel  old-maid  parker  red-dawn  saban  smokey  snots  tubeless  yoga-mat  yukon-cornelious 

Freddie Wilt Would Be Proud

 Posted on November 20, 2017  |  2 minutes  |  373 words  |  

Pre-Pre-BB My 68 year old father just crushed six months of chemo and radiation. I cannot say THANK YOU enough to my brothers in F3. You faithfully prayed for dad and my family throughout his whole ordeal. Words fall short, but I’ll use them anyway. I appreciate you all very, very much. In honor of dad’s incredible achievement, we’ll begin with 68 SSH. Pre-BB (excerpted from Wikipedia) Plyometrics, also known as “jump training” or “plyos”, are exercises in which muscles exert maximum force in short intervals of time, with the goal of increasing power (speed-strength). [Read More]
angry-elf  blue-and-out  chop-block  disco-duck  ford  fred-sanford  hi-liter  imp  mccants  michelob  old-maid  red-ryder  saban  smokey  sosa 

Rock! Rock! (Till You Drop)

 Posted on November 17, 2017  |  2 minutes  |  339 words  |  

16 Rock Stars came out on a crisp Friday morning to get stronger. Warm-Up Hustle around the pickle to the basketball courts and circle up for side straddle hops, imperical walkers, Sir Fazio arm twirlies (both ways), standard merkins and plank jacks. The Thang Hustle across the soggy soccer field to the rock pile and choose a travelling rock. Oops, Ford dropped his rock, everybody gets 10 penalty burpees OYO. [Read More]
big-bird  burt  chinese-downhill  ck  coney  disco-duck  flip-flop  ford  goose  hi-liter  ma-bell  pickles  puck  saban  viking  wkrp 

Homecoming

 Posted on November 16, 2017  |  2 minutes  |  375 words  |  

Shakin’ Not Stirred was the first place YHC posted with F3, and it’s always felt like home to me, so I was very excited to Q here for the first time. Warm-Up Mosey over to the community center parking lot and circle up for side straddle hops, merkins, plank jacks, imperial walkers and burpees (at this point YHC really was just trying to get warm). The Thang Mosey over to the shelter at the boat house to find that there were more PAX and less room than YHC expected. [Read More]
angry-elf  banjo  bartman  burt  chanticleer  ck  denali  disco-duck  freebird  grease-monkey  half  hello-kitty  hi-liter  hotspot  jelly-belly  joe-smith  largemouth  ma-bell  malpractice  mccants  michelob  mmmbop  old-maid  parker  pet-sounds  red-dawn  saban  shut-in  smokey  snots  term-paper  tubeless  wilbur 

Flirtin With Respect

 Posted on November 8, 2017  |  3 minutes  |  559 words  |  

November 7th 2017 QIC Fluoride The Pax: Ollie, Sosa, Dice, Oofta, Saban, Kyrie, Lite Brite, Chanticleer, Titanic, Mufasa, WKRP, Term Paper, Whorley, Joe Smith, Hermes, Wonder Bread. It was a perfect morning at Marla Dorrell park as I rolled in for yet another beat down with my fellow pax. As I walked up I noticed Hermes seated in a lawn chair donning a straw hat and reading the paper. He said he was waiting to show me the add for Sprigmoor Retirement home, thought I might be interested. [Read More]
chanticleer  dice  fluoride  hermes  joe-smith  kyrie  lite-brite  mufasa  ollie  oofta  saban  sosa  term-paper  titanic  whirlie  wkrp  wonderbread 

Michelob and Hotspot 3 year Postaversary

 Posted on November 1, 2017  |  3 minutes  |  476 words  |  

This year a lot was different from that Monday morning three years ago, when Hotspot and Michelob first posted to F3 and A-team. YHC doesn’t remember the temp, but you can be sure it wasn’t 36 degrees cold! Back then there was only one Monday AO in what was to be known as Carpex. This fine morning in 2017, the only two members of that PAX from three years ago were your site Q’s and your Q’s for the day. [Read More]
ascot  billy  crimson  hermes  hotspot  michelob  moore  saban  smokey  sooey  sour-mash  wilbur  wkrp