Making Good Friday Even Better: Stations of the Cross

 Posted on April 20, 2019  |  8 minutes  |  1703 words  |  

QIC: Crimson, Wonderbread, Flacco 42 HIM gathered in the gloom to commemorate the the final days of the greatest HIM of all time. Stations of the Cross is a Catholic tradition that marks each of 14 notable events the Christ endured on his final day on this Earth. From his condemnation by Pilate and the Sanhedrin to his final (well…not-so-final) resting place in the tomb. Below is the full text that was read and the accompanying exercises for the workout. [Read More]
bartman  callahan  chinese-downhill  chipper  ck  claven  coney  crimson  denali  disco-duck  earhart  flacco  flip-flop  franklin  garfield  goose  hello-kitty  honeycomb  horatio  hotty-toddy  jigglypuff  kermit  leprechaun  miyagi  ninjago  ollie  orphan  parker  peeping-tom  pet-sounds  pickles  repeato  sabre  sooey  sour-mash  speed-racer  texas-ranger  theismann  torpedo  traffic-cone  two-fer  wonderbread 

Shakin' & Stirrin'

 Posted on April 10, 2019  |  2 minutes  |  390 words  |  

Warm & beautiful morning in Cary’s Bond Park for Shaken not Stirred – great group of hard workin’ men too! It was my pleasure to lead such a group & I thoroughly enjoyed it! No FNGs, only familiar faces. Started with the pledge & moved out to a close-by parking lot. The group was informed that this is F3 – modify as necessary! We rolled into: The Warm Up Circle up for SSH, good mornings, windmills, cotton pickers, calf-stretch merkins, mountain climbers, etc. [Read More]
bartman  carvana  chinese-downhill  chipper  chop-block  coney  denali  doogie  freebird  grease-monkey  ham-sandwich  hasselhoff  hi-liter  hotspot  joe-smith  liverpool  ma-bell  malpractice  mccants  ollie  one-direction  parker  pet-sounds  pickles  pierogi  prodigal  random-house  sabre  scarecrow  skipper  sky-blue  smokey  swag  term-paper  torpedo  tubeless  two-factor 

An AB-solutely pollen free beatdown.

 Posted on April 8, 2019  |  2 minutes  |  229 words  |  

There was no visible pollen at Wolverine on a warm and sweaty Monday morning. There were however 20 PAX passing on the left and hitting the six for an ab-solutely splendid morning! Warm-up: Pledge and wait for a just-a-few-seconds late Parker….10 burpees OYO and wait for just-a-few-seconds later Sky Blue…..plank hold, half way down. Hold up some arms, hold up some legs….okay let’s go! Brisk mosey to DDMS, circle up: SSH Calf-stretch merkins, switch Prisoner Squats The Thang: [Read More]
angry-elf  biner  bogo  build-a-bear  deuce  doogie  geek-squad  largemouth  liverpool  ma-bell  moped  ollie  one-direction  one-four  parker  pbx  pivot  prodigal  sabre  sky-blue 

Circles and Compasses

 Posted on April 6, 2019  |  2 minutes  |  324 words  |  

28 HIM show-up in the gloom expecting an epic Yogi beatdown. Well, some plans are meant to change and YHC has stepped up to take the Q. Weclome FNGs Quidditch and Double Dutch. After a mumbling, bumbling disclaimer and pledge at the flag, we head left and to the large circle for: Warm Up Good mornings Cotton Pickers Steve Earls Arm twirly thingies including behind the back. The Thang The first of the many tangs actually starts at the end of warm-up with 5 monkey humpers and 5 burpees OYO. [Read More]
beatle  blueprint  clementine  double-dutch  earhart  grinch  hanson  hotspot  hotty-toddy  imp  ma-bell  malpractice  nerf  ninjago  parker  pivot  quidditch  qwerty  red-ryder  rooney  slappy  snots  theismann  trike  triple-lindy  two-factor  water-wings 

An IMPromptu Beatdown

 Posted on March 28, 2019  |  2 minutes  |  308 words  |  

Riptide was on the Q sheet. Unfortunately, his M is very sick and he wasn’t able to make it. He did message the site q’s in advance, but I didn’t see the message until after the workout. Rooney had work early this AM, so YHC took the helm for a Q off the top of the dome. Here’s what went down: WARM-UP Jog over to the Pre-School parking lot. Mosey over to the Pre-School parking lot. [Read More]
honeycomb  house-arrest  imp  joe-smith  orphan  oxtail  parker  queequeg  qwerty  red-ryder  smithers  smokey  sooey  sub  the-commish  triple-lindy  two-factor 

#F3MentalBattle

 Posted on March 27, 2019  |  3 minutes  |  483 words  |  

37 shakers and vesperers came in to the gloom on special day across F3 Nation, a day where we set aside some time during COT to talk about mental health. But first we have to squeeze 45 minutes of pain into 35 minutes. To help us out, and to illustrate a point, we’re taking one of the Rolling Stone coupons with us, a solid, sturdy log, large and heavy enough that it requires two PAX to carry it. [Read More]
angry-elf  bartman  billy  bogo  burt  cataracts  chinese-downhill  coney  coxswain  disco-duck  flacco  hasselhoff  hello-kitty  hotspot  jigglypuff  largemouth  ma-bell  michelob  ollie  one-direction  parker  peeping-tom  pivot  prodigal  random-house  saban  sabre  scarecrow  shut-in  skipper  smokey  squatter  the-commish  torpedo  two-factor  water-wings  wkrp 

Tears of Pain

 Posted on March 25, 2019  |  2 minutes  |  398 words  |  

A beautiful, God-given morning greets 18 HIM for an impromptu, Earhart beatdown (get better Riptide). Most of the PAX show-up on time, so quick disclaimer and pledge allegiance then a quick mosey around the big parking lot. Circle up for: Warm Up Good Mornings Combo of shoulder work including arm circle twirlies, overhead claps, behind the back claps Cotton Pickers Windmills The Thang Done with warm-ups, each PAX grab a bell, Sega grab the 15lb medicine ball and head to the back shelter. [Read More]
ashbury  billy  cataracts  earhart  house-arrest  intimidator  meatloaf  monkey-nut  parker  pickles  puddles  roney  sega  shut-in  snooze  snots  sour-mash  triple-lindy  www 

Kotters, Crimson

 Posted on March 21, 2019  |  3 minutes  |  499 words  |  

A lot of chatter the night before about the amount of chatter coming YHC’s way this morning. Had a nice little vanilla workout planned, but the return of our brother Crimson pulled big crowd, and most of them are big talkers. Modify as needed has a new meaning. Warm-Up Mosey over to the church entrance and circle up for side straddle hops, hillbillies (cause we’re in Apex), Sir Fazios and cotton pickers. [Read More]
badlands  crimson  deuce  disco-duck  franklin  frisco  gtl  hotty-toddy  house-arrest  kenny  kubota  liverpool  monkey-nut  nature-boy  nerf  orphan  parker  red-ryder  shut-in  smithers  snots  socrates  sooey  sour-mash  sub  trike  two-factor  www 

Weird Stuff

 Posted on March 19, 2019  |  3 minutes  |  458 words  |  

Callahan put out the call for a substitute… and you KNOW I can’t resist the chance to Mr. Garvey a workout. I promised Prodigal on Slack that I wouldn’t do weird stuff, but then I looked in the mirror. Time for an exicon deep-dive. FNG Check - Disclaimer - Fair Warning on weird stuff - Let’s Go Lap around the parking lot. Circle up for Finkle Swings. Lap around the parking lot. [Read More]
butt-fumble  chanticleer  deuce  earhart  hi-liter  jigglypuff  ninjago  old-maid  parker  pet-sounds  saban  shank  snots  sour-mash  sub  triple-lindy  water-wings 

Tobacco Road Aftermath

 Posted on March 18, 2019  |  2 minutes  |  331 words  |  

15 HIM gathered under starlit skies to welcome the new week. 5 of us were (are) recovering from either running or rucking the Tobacco Road Half Marathon, so YHC had a special recovery edition planned. The theme featured plenty of Broga to loosen us up, and a few traditional bootcamp moves to keep everything moving. Round up the PAX for the pledge (YHC was a little disoriented but eventually got redirected to the flag…) [Read More]
banjo  bogo  flacco  hi-liter  loom  ma-bell  nature-boy  one-direction  one-four  parker  pivot  prodigal  snots  the-commish  water-wings