What the Hill

 Posted on June 5, 2019  |  2 minutes  |  386 words  |  

The day didn’t start just like any other day. The FartShat was oh so close, butt didn’t rear its ugly head till the drive home from work, but that’s another story. With BRR around the corner, 94 days to go, the training has begun for many newbies and veterans alike. And feeling a little behind the curve following last years nipple run, it’s time to get into hill shape. Warm Up jog around the parking lot and circle up for various warmup exercises including runners stretch. [Read More]
banjo  chanticleer  chicken-little  doogie  etch-a-sketch  getty  hamm  hanson  imp  largemouth  nacho-libre  nerf  puddles  qwerty  red-ryder  rooney  schlitz  short-circuit  smithers  sub 

It's A Celebration

 Posted on May 31, 2019  |  2 minutes  |  403 words  |  

BIG. DAY. IN. CARPEX! 37 HIMs of all ages, including one FNG gathered at Apex’s finest Friday AO. YHC and WWW have the Q for what was anticipated to be a large, raucous crowd BEGGING for a beatdown. F3’s mission is recited, disclaimer is exclaimed, and allegiance is pledged. Mosey to the big circle for… Warm Up Good mornings, SSHs, Calf Stretches, A few sets of merkins, plank jacks and Steve Earles. [Read More]
blue-and-out  butt-fumble  cataracts  deuce  earhart  flenderson  friar-tuck  frisco  hanson  hot-spot  hotty-toddy  intimidator  malpractice  monkey-nut  nerf  ninjago  osprey  parker  prosecco  puddles  qwerty  red-ryder  rooney  schlitz  short-circuit  slappy  snots  sooey  sparky  squatter  sub  the-commish  theismann  triple-lindy  two-factor  water-wings  www 

Why Murph

 Posted on May 28, 2019  |  2 minutes  |  385 words  |  

“In an interview, Daniel Murphy said that he was not surprised to learn about his son’s actions. ‘What Maureen and I always worried about was that he would put himself in danger to help someone else, which turned out to be true,’ he said. " If you’re not familiar with the story of Micheal Murphy and his final heroic acts that ultimately cost him his life I invite you click below: https://www. [Read More]
airbag  bagger  banjo  bartman  biner  blue-and-out  bluewater  bogo  build-a-bear  callahan  calvin  captain-jack  carvana  chanticleer  claven  clementine  denali  ezekiel  flacco  frisco  greenbow  gtl  half  hanson  horatio  imp  intimidator  joe-smith  kermit  kitty-litter  liverpool  meltdown  michelob  nerf  ollie  one-direction  orphan  pbx  peeping-tom  pierogi  pivot  quiver  red-ryder  repeato  rooney  schlitz  short-circuit  skipper  slappy  smokey  sour-mash  sub  tecumseh  the-commish  the-joker  theismann  torpedo  trike  triple-lindy  turducken  two-fer  wonderbread  www 

Mystery Grab Bag

 Posted on May 23, 2019  |  2 minutes  |  253 words  |  

Today the PAX took fate in their own hands with a game I like to call: Let’s Run Over To Some Hills And Randomly Pull Out Exercises From A Bag Written On Sheets Of Paper And Do These Exercises At The Top And Bottom Of The Previously Mentioned Hills or LROTSHARPOEFABWOSOPADTEATTABOTPMH for short. EC Runners included Sub, Hanson, GTL, Freebird, Orphan and YHC Disclaimer given to our FNG and we circle up [Read More]
denali  freebird  gtl  hanson  imp  michelob  nerf  one-four  orphan  osprey  oxtail  queequeg  qwerty  rooney  schlitz  short-circuit  shut-in  smokey  squatter  sub  the-joker  traffic-cone  triple-lindy 

Day 362 of F3

 Posted on May 22, 2019  |  3 minutes  |  601 words  |  

Today was a number of milestones for YHC: 1 - 3 months working out in the Carpex Region of F3 2 - First Q in the Carpex Region of F3 3 - 1 Year Anniversary of F3 May 25th is officially my 1 year anniversary but due to schedule constraints I celebrated it Carpex style this morning at Lion’s Den, an AO that I had only ever been to once before. [Read More]
cataracts  disco-duck  gtl  hamm  imp  kermit  ma-bell  nerf  peeping-tom  pet-sounds  qwerty  red-ryder  schlitz  smithers  sour-mash  sub  term-paper  uti 

Ultimate Burpee with additional Prime Time Merks

 Posted on May 16, 2019  |  2 minutes  |  381 words  |  

AO: The Lion’s Den PAX: Disco Duck, Hi-Liter, Imp, Nerf, Red Ryder, Sub, Sour Mash, WWW The thought for the workout today has been planned for some time. I kept charting the time when it would be light enough to bring back ultimate frisbee/burpee. For the past week, the average time for sunrise was 0545 hrs. I just had to warm the PAX up and then do one round of a thang. [Read More]
disco-duck  hi-liter  imp  nerf  red-ryder  sour-mash  sub  www 

Last workout of the week

 Posted on May 10, 2019  |  2 minutes  |  266 words  |  

20 Pax hit up the Naturest of all Parks in Apex for a Friday morning beatdown. YHC pre-blasted that we’d be using the pull-up bars and the turf. Let’s see how it went down. 0545 - Disclaimer and Pledge Warmup - No signature warm up. Instead we pranced the parking lot back and forth with butt kickers, high knees, shuffles, karaoke, and a couple warm up exercises. Thang 1 - We headed to the pond and partnered up, each getting a rock. [Read More]
blueprint  crimson  earhart  gtl  hanson  hotspot  imp  nerf  parker  quidditch  qwerty  red-ryder  shut-in  slappy  snots  sooey  the-commish  theismann  two-factor  wonderbread 

50 Ways to Saturday Midnight Convoy on a S.W.A.T. Rollercoaster while You Shake that Funky Boogie Duck Fever

 Posted on April 27, 2019  |  4 minutes  |  811 words  |  

Taking a page from Smokey’s playbook (although truth be known I had been planning this for years and YEARS so… yeah), YHC wanted to bring a soundtrack to this morning’s beatdown. Sadly, it turns out 1976 was quite a transitional year. The world was introduced to the Space Shuttle and the Concorde as people were not longer satisfied with the regular ways of getting from point A to B. Now we needed to do it in style! [Read More]
blueprint  bogo  crimson  freebird  hanson  hotty-toddy  nerf  parker  pierogi  quidditch  qwerty  red-ryder  schlitz  snots  sooey  sub  two-factor  water-wings 

Sour Mashed 11

 Posted on April 25, 2019  |  2 minutes  |  269 words  |  

11 Lucky souls began in the Lion’s Den and unleashed on the hollowed grounds of St. Mary’s After the pledge and quick warm-up that included some running and stretching we headed out on Apex BBQ for a quick loop and back to the soccer field. We cashed-in with 5 burpees OYO and headed out to the field for our first round: 7’s including LBC’s and Carolina Docs with 20 lunge steps to and fro. [Read More]
cataracts  corti  deuce  gtl  honeycomb  imp  mudbuddy  nerf  red-ryder  sourmash  sub 

Crosswalk to Crosswalk

 Posted on April 10, 2019  |  3 minutes  |  583 words  |  

23 in total for YHC’s first crack at Lion’s Den. With some Google Satellite the night before a plan was made. There were some EC runners, some twins in the same shirts, some yoga pants, and a flag. It’s go time! 0530 - Disclaimer and Pledge Warmup lap threw off Franklin so much he quit and waited for the pax to circle the loop and come back. Then YHC went vanilla #shutinsignaturewarmup: GMs, HBs, Merkins, SSHs [Read More]
badlands  disco-duck  duece  franklin  frisco  hello-kitty  hotty-toddy  imp  michelob  monkey-nut  nature-boy  nerf  peeping-tom  quiver  qwerty  rooney  shut-in  sooey  sour-mash  squatter  sub  the-joker  wool-e-bear