We Did it All

 Posted on October 17, 2017  |  4 minutes  |  748 words  |  

Best way to kick off your birthday (unless you’re off on an exotic getaway) is to Q! This year I just so happen to get one of my favorite AOs, FOD, on one of my favorite fall weather type of mornings. Things were lining up perfectly for me to put it to the Pax. My Twitter #PreBlast said we’d be moving today and move we did. We did it all. [Read More]
airbag  beaker  big-red  biner  bogo  callahan  goose  hi-liter  katniss  ma-bell  nature-boy  parker  pbx  shut-in  sky-blue  snots 

Crowdsourcing Fail

 Posted on October 16, 2017  |  2 minutes  |  251 words  |  

You may have noticed yesterday that YHC began taking requests for this morning’s workout. And you may have seen a couple of our brethren putting some requests in. What you wouldn’t have seen is almost any of those requestors actually post at A-Team this morning. Instead, they either fartsacked, or Q’d at other sites. To you, fine gentlemen, know that the PAX loquaciously besmirched your name. YHC, on the other hand, just did exactly as he said. [Read More]
ascot  bartman  burt  chinese-downhill  chop-block  coney  ford  hotspot  ma-bell  mccants  mississippi  open-out  red-ryder  saban  smokey  sour-mash  wilbur  wkrp  yogi 

Travelin' Wilburys

 Posted on October 12, 2017  |  2 minutes  |  308 words  |  

Alright, listen up. Imabout tired of this early August weather IN OCTOBER. Be Fall already! Yes, I feel better now. Anyway, a great crowd of men assembled at the Mellinial Memorial Skate Park in the unseasonably warm and humid morning to get better. My guess is they did. Extra Credit: First person to tie a recent event to the title of this post wins a free cup of cheap coffee. [Read More]
biner  blue-and-out  denali  franklin  goose  grease-monkey  imp  katniss  ma-bell  nature-boy  open-out  parker  pbx  queequeg  sky-blue  sooey  sour-mash  water-wings 

Happy Birthday Swim Goose

 Posted on October 10, 2017  |  2 minutes  |  250 words  |  

Yep, the long 49 year is over and I’m bludgeoning my way into Respect territory (none collected, but hope to earn some over time!) 16 PAX assembled in the unfathomably humid but not so gloom…since TOC thoughtfully lit the baseball field for YHC’s birthday! (Proper) Warm-Up Lap around the parking lot, 50 SSH, 10 Windmill, 10 Sir Fazio Arm Circles F/R, 15 Mountain Climbers Thang 1 - Partners - Dora 123 - Merkins/LBC/Squats alternating partners w laps around the parking lot [Read More]
beaker  biner  bogo  callahan  franklin  goose  hi-liter  jigglypuff  katniss  ma-bell  mulligan  nature-boy  pbx  sky-blue  term-paper  wilbur 

Let There Be Light

 Posted on October 9, 2017  |  2 minutes  |  412 words  |  

12 warriors entered the gloomiest of all mornings - 75 degrees, a million percent humidity, and no light. With 5 minutes til launch time, there was plenty of time to catch up on the Odyssey goings on. Trying to talk to everyone with all those headlamps glaring at you is not easy. At 0545 we got going. Warm-Up Circle up for 20 x SSH, then follow me out of the park where there is actually light, up Davis and across to the Davis Drive Middle parking lot to continue the warm-up with Sir Fazio Arm Circles, Plank Jacks, Mountain Climbers and, of course, Merkins. [Read More]
banjo  bartman  biner  ck  goose  hi-liter  jigglypuff  ma-bell  parker  pbx  wilbur  yoga-mat 

Variety is the Spice of Life

 Posted on October 5, 2017  |  3 minutes  |  631 words  |  

4 (3 runners and a rucker) showed up at BO for the #meowmile. We picked up 3 more at the halfway point where Hello Kitty subjected us all to HIS 55 fantasy football penalty merkins on the way back. Wait, did I just type that? Merkins are a bonus, a pleasure, a treasure, dare I say a gift from God. After the completion of the #meowmile, we gathered up at the flag for the traditional “swapping of the shirts” for #TTT [Read More]
angry-elf  bartman  build-a-bear  burt  coney  containment  disco-duck  earhart  freebird  half  hello-kitty  hi-liter  joe-smith  katniss  ma-bell  midler  mississippi  riptide  saban  sputnik 

Don't Sandbag Me Bro

 Posted on October 4, 2017  |  3 minutes  |  608 words  |  

Welcome to Day 2 of the Back-to-Back Beaker Beatdown (B4 [TM]). I want to let you in on a little secret. I typically sign up to Q with an idea already in mind. Like, “Wouldn’t it be fun to carry five gallons of water around and then hop on a sled pulled by my fellow PAX?” But, when I was perusing the F3Carpex website looking at Q sheets last Friday, I noticed a glaring hole at SNS this coming week, so I jumped on it. [Read More]
angry-elf  ascot  banjo  bartman  beaker  captain-kirk  chanticleer  chinese-downhill  chop-block  ck  coney  flacco  flip-flop  franklin  goose  grease-monkey  half  hasselhoff  hermes  hotspot  joe-smith  largemouth  ma-bell  malpractice  michelob  nature-boy  old-maid  ollie  open-out  pbx  pet-sounds  pierogi  riptide  shut-in  sky-blue  smokey  snots  sooner  sosa  term-paper  water-wings  wilbur  wkrp 

Cool Runnings at FOD

 Posted on October 3, 2017  |  4 minutes  |  849 words  |  

Despite several ominous warnings on the GroupMe, 17 PAX arrived at FOD in the cool crisp air for Day1 of a Back-to-Back Beaker Beatdown (BBBB, B Quartic, B4 - I’m just dropping a TM on any variant of 4 Bs). Franklin and Airbag had to be coaxed out of the warm and cozy Wolfpack Red 4Runner with promises (lies?) of a not-too-difficult Q that would be much more difficult for the rest of the PAX if they didn’t join. [Read More]
airbag  beaker  biner  bogo  franklin  goose  katniss  kilmer  lulu  ma-bell  napster  parker  pbx  sky-blue  snots  water-wings  wilbur 

Mucho Beasto

 Posted on October 2, 2017  |  4 minutes  |  673 words  |  

I was about a hot minute away Sunday evening from texting Goose to see if he wanted to go to Kryptonite when Hot Spot’s weekly Q summary came in. And guess what? There was my name for A-Team! You see, I knew that. I was just testing y’all to see YOU knew that. Yeah. yeah. As we rolled up to the Park entrance, no cars. That can only mean 5 things: [Read More]
airbag  angry-elf  aristocrat  bartman  billy  blue-and-out  chop-block  dice  disco-duck  ford  franklin  goose  hotspot  imp  ma-bell  michelob  nature-boy  pickles  smokey  sosa 

Pain Sticks with WKRP Leading the Way

 Posted on September 27, 2017  |  4 minutes  |  737 words  |  

When: Sept 26, 2017 QIC: Earhart, WKRP (VQ) The PAX: Riptide, Ma Bell, Disco Duck, Kermit, Pickles, Pinball (FNG), YHC Earhart Rolling into an AO I have never posted and one that I will try to make more often now that the weather is getting cooler, eventually, because the site has so much to offer for pain and beatdowns. I had convinced WKRP over sodas last week that his time had come to Q a workout and that I would be there to help. [Read More]
disco-duck  earhart  kermit  ma-bell  pickles  pinball  riptide  wkrp