Plan B. Think anyone noticed?

 Posted on January 9, 2019  |  3 minutes  |  542 words  |  

YHC signed up to Q arguably the toughest of CARPEx AO’s last week and immediately set to thinking about what to bring to the PAX. Pullups? Not at this sprawling hey pull-up-bar lacking site. Celebration Merkins? Ditto no… although the big shelter has plenty, there’s just not that much room? Compass Merkins? There’s a thought. But one of my fave’s are the baseball fields, providing an nice setting for low-mileage beatdowns. [Read More]
bogo  chinese-downhill  chipper  denali  ezekiel  flacco  flip-flop  gap-year  hello-kitty  hotspot  jigglypuff  joe-smith  largemouth  liverpool  ma-bell  michelob  nature-boy  ollie  one-four  parker  pierogi  prodigal  random-house  saban  sabre  squatter  the-commish  the-joker  two-factor  wkrp 

Modify - 897

 Posted on January 3, 2019  |  3 minutes  |  505 words  |  

I have to admit, if I wasn’t Q’ing today I am not sure I would have made it out of the fartsack. I had originally planned to Q Dante’s Peak this week but Parker requested the spot for his birthday celebration so I picked up FC instead. I wasn’t too thrilled with my decision this morning while driving to the finest AO in NW Cary today in the rain. It is a great spot with a solid group of regulars so definitely worth the trip. [Read More]
bogo  franklin  goose  hotty-toddy  liverpool  ma-bell  pigeon  pivot  sky-blue  sooey  two-factor 

Merkinpalooza

 Posted on January 2, 2019  |  4 minutes  |  783 words  |  

When you arrive at Tortoises early you have to join Theismann in ECPs. Spartan, MaBell, Red Ryder and Theismann were already knocking them out, so I did a couple sets with them. I had prepared music to last 52 minutes, so at 5:23am the mellow piano of Floyd Cramer (playlist is below) greeted the 29 PAX as they stumbled in from the gloom. At 5:30 we moseyed over to the front lot, circled up and did: [Read More]
ashbury  bambi  chinese-downhill  clementine  deuce  dust-bowl  earhart  ezekiel  frisco  hotty-toddy  intimidator  kubota  lawn-dart  liverpool  ma-bell  matlock  meatloaf  milton-bradley  pickles  puddles  red-ryder  snapper  sour-mash  spartan  sub  theismann  two-factor  www  yogi 

Finish Strong

 Posted on December 31, 2018  |  3 minutes  |  478 words  |  

With all the other Monday AOs starting at 05:30, A-Team was the last chance to post in Carpex in 2018. 13 men showed up ready to Finish Strong! Warm-Up Mosey towards the shelter at the back of the park, stopping along the way for imperial walkers, side straddle hops, standard merkins and prisoner squats. The Thang In the shelter grab some bench for irkins, ALRSUs, dips, ALRSUs and derkins x 20. [Read More]
cataracts  disco-duck  gap-year  goose  hotspot  ma-bell  quiver  smokey  sooey  sub  two-factor  wkrp  yoga-mat 

Q What You Hate

 Posted on December 24, 2018  |  2 minutes  |  416 words  |  

This Christmas Eve morning beatdown and 2ndF that followed was one of the most enjoyable mornings YHC has had over the past (almost) 4 years! Must be the advent season! After a shoutout by Disco Duck on Slack, YHC went to work planning this beatdown (circa 1930 the night before). 23 Pax in all. Lots came stampeding in from the EC run. YHC had no gloves (because YHC was planning to fartsack being out in Durham at his father in law’s for Christmas) [Read More]
anchovy  cataracts  disco-duck  goose  hotspot  hotwire  imp  intimidator  katniss  ma-bell  press-on  red-ryder  rooney  saban  shut-in  smokey  sooey  sub  term-paper  texas-ranger  two-factor  yogi 

The Making of A Champion

 Posted on December 19, 2018  |  3 minutes  |  633 words  |  

The idea for this workout just fell into my lap. On Tuesday, there was some debate on Slack about what it takes to be a champion. Some would posit that showing up and staying makes you a champion. YHC would posit that deciding to get up at butt crack of dawn to attend a workout and sticking around is laudable, but is just a prerequisite to becoming a champion. Since YHC is the QIC, YHC gets to decide what constitutes a champion. [Read More]
angry-elf  badlands  banjo  bartman  bogo  burt  chanticleer  coney  coxswain  disco-duck  el-duce  flacco  flip-flop  flo-rida  freebird  frey-daddy  goose  grease-monkey  hello-kitty  hi-liter  hotspot  joe-smith  katniss  khakis  largemouth  loom  ma-bell  michelob  nature-boy  old-maid  ollie  parker  pivot  press-on  prodigal  red-ryder  sky-blue  smokey  squatter  term-paper  two-factor  water-wings  wonderland  yoga-mat 

The Core Principles

 Posted on December 18, 2018  |  2 minutes  |  368 words  |  

FNG Check / Disclaimer / Cast the Vision / FOLLOW ME.. two feet away for: F3 Workouts are FREE of charge. Warm Up -Failure to Launch -Rockette Hillbillies -Erkin x 15 -Erkin x 15 F3 Workouts are Open to All Men. Run to the far parking lot for Daft Punk 7s with World War 1 Situps and World’s Worst Merkins F3 Workouts are held Outdoors, Rain or Shine, Heat or Cold. [Read More]
badlands  beaker  biner  bogo  clementine  flacco  franklin  geek-squad  goose  hi-liter  hotty-toddy  jigglypuff  liverpool  ma-bell  pivot  prodigal  red-ryder  sabre  sky-blue  sosa  swag  water-wings 

Pick up the S(t)ix

 Posted on December 17, 2018  |  2 minutes  |  411 words  |  

Pre-count off to form Red, Green and Yellow groups. 18 present and no FNGs Thang 1 Brisk mozy to start of the greenway heading back to SWW with Warm up GM x 8 and merkins x 20 along the way. Glow sticks strategically placed on the greenway. When you arrive at your color – 10 merkins (total of 10 stops per color) If you see a blue, bear crawl to the next stick. [Read More]
burt  chanticleer  coney  denali  flip-flop  joe-smith  largemouth  ma-bell  michelob  old-maid  pierogi  red-ryder  shut-in  snots  squatter  staubach  term-paper  wonderbread 

High Tempo Hangover

 Posted on December 14, 2018  |  2 minutes  |  296 words  |  

I wasn’t sure what kind of attendance to expect at a high tempo 0530 workout the morning after our Carpex Christmas party. With three Gran Torino site Qs, I figured that means there should be at least four of us. Turns out an impressive group of 15 only slightly subdued PAX showed up for their post-party beat down and my first GT Q. Here’s what we did: Warm-Up Jog to back entrance of school and circle up 20 SSH, IC 20 Imperial Walkers, IC 25 Merkins 20 Mountain Climbers, IC 15 Windmills, IC Resume jog to Preston Village circle Thang 1 [Read More]
biner  chanticleer  cool-beans  doogie  goose  hi-liter  largemouth  ma-bell  michelob  ollie  pbx  pivot  roxanne  sky-blue  water-wings 

"Something like" The Beast

 Posted on December 7, 2018  |  2 minutes  |  340 words  |  

Here’s just a few of the Gran Torino Records I set this morning: First EC run (w/ Largemouth, Michelob, Skly Blue and YHC) Most Turkish Get Ups Worst “Beast” 0530 - Meet Roxanne and away we go. Mosey tour of the parking lot and back to the basketball court. Still no Biner (I guess I’m drinking coffee this morning.) Warm Up Good Morning, Windmill, SSH, Steve Earle, Merkin, Mnt. Climber [Read More]
banjo  bogo  hi-liter  largemouth  ma-bell  michelob  one-four  pivot  roxanne  shut-in  sky-blue  squatter  theismann  thurston