Powerlines

 Posted on January 14, 2019  |  2 minutes  |  227 words  |  

We began the workout bright and early with a strong showing of 25 HIM’s. The weather was cold and damp but none of us regretted leaving the cozy fartsack for a morning of hard work and fellowship. Warm-Up Sooey started us off with a light jog to the parking lot. SSH: 15, Good mornings: 10, Merkins:25, PlankJacks:15, Mtn Climbers:15, The Thang 1 Another short mozy down “Powerline hill”. 7’s Burpies at the top and Merkins at the bottom. [Read More]
badlands  crimson  deuce  disco-duck  ezekiel  franklin  frisco  hasselhoff  hi-liter  hotspot  hotty-toddy  imp  katniss  lawn-dart  nature-boy  open-out  payback  red-ryder  repeato  saban  smokey  sooey  staubach  term-paper 

Q What You Hate

 Posted on December 24, 2018  |  2 minutes  |  416 words  |  

This Christmas Eve morning beatdown and 2ndF that followed was one of the most enjoyable mornings YHC has had over the past (almost) 4 years! Must be the advent season! After a shoutout by Disco Duck on Slack, YHC went to work planning this beatdown (circa 1930 the night before). 23 Pax in all. Lots came stampeding in from the EC run. YHC had no gloves (because YHC was planning to fartsack being out in Durham at his father in law’s for Christmas) [Read More]
anchovy  cataracts  disco-duck  goose  hotspot  hotwire  imp  intimidator  katniss  ma-bell  press-on  red-ryder  rooney  saban  shut-in  smokey  sooey  sub  term-paper  texas-ranger  two-factor  yogi 

The Making of A Champion

 Posted on December 19, 2018  |  3 minutes  |  633 words  |  

The idea for this workout just fell into my lap. On Tuesday, there was some debate on Slack about what it takes to be a champion. Some would posit that showing up and staying makes you a champion. YHC would posit that deciding to get up at butt crack of dawn to attend a workout and sticking around is laudable, but is just a prerequisite to becoming a champion. Since YHC is the QIC, YHC gets to decide what constitutes a champion. [Read More]
angry-elf  badlands  banjo  bartman  bogo  burt  chanticleer  coney  coxswain  disco-duck  el-duce  flacco  flip-flop  flo-rida  freebird  frey-daddy  goose  grease-monkey  hello-kitty  hi-liter  hotspot  joe-smith  katniss  khakis  largemouth  loom  ma-bell  michelob  nature-boy  old-maid  ollie  parker  pivot  press-on  prodigal  red-ryder  sky-blue  smokey  squatter  term-paper  two-factor  water-wings  wonderland  yoga-mat 

12 Days of Christmas - FMJ

 Posted on December 18, 2018  |  2 minutes  |  397 words  |  

When: Dec 18th, 2018 QIC: EarharT The PAX: GTL, Imp, Parker, Wonderbread, Callahan, Old Maid, Largemouth, Chanticleer, Shank, Khakis, Rooney, Sub, YHC: EarharT Rolling Stone: Bartman, WWW, Freebird, McCants, Katniss A crisp morning greeting 18 HIM for the next round of holiday cheer and of course a beatdown. 5 HIM peeled off for Rolling Stone while the rest of us headed up and down the street. Where is Camp Gladiator? [Read More]
bartman  callahan  chanticleer  earhart  freebird  gtl  imp  katniss  khakis  largemouth  mccants  old-maid  parker  rooney  shank  sub  wonderbread  www 

Changing of the Guard

 Posted on December 4, 2018  |  5 minutes  |  948 words  |  

Due to technical issues, there is not a way to have the QIC list both Beaker and YHC as the QIC but he was in the mix and deserves the glory. Warm-up Beaker led all the PAX from the flag over to the other lower parking lot and back again to get the legs moving. Once we circled back up we enjoyed a few other treats: SSH x 20 Windmills x 10 Slow Count Merkins x 10 Good Mornings x 10 Thang 1 [Read More]
badlands  beaker  biner  bogo  dink  disco-duck  ezekiel  flacco  goose  hotty-toddy  karma-chameleon  katniss  kilmer  lawn-dart  liverpool  ma-bell  nature-boy  open-out  parker  pbx  pivot  ratchet  sabre  sky-blue  slide-rule  squatter  swag  trike 

The Princess Bride

 Posted on November 27, 2018  |  3 minutes  |  537 words  |  

Today the brute squad assembled early in the fields of Florin to enjoy a workout that would include Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles. However the pax wasn’t impressed and responded. “Doesn’t sound too bad. I’ll try to stay awake”, “Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming” dread pirate pivot answered back…. A quick warm-up lap around the parking lot and then circle up to meet the characters [Read More]
badlands  beaker  biner  bogo  box-spring  cool-beans  doogie  earhart  ezekiel  flacco  franklin  geek-squad  hotty-toddy  katniss  lawn-dart  liverpool  nature-boy  one-four  open-out  parker  pbx  pivot  rooney  sky-blue  sosa  trike 

The Caterers I Hired Suck!

 Posted on November 20, 2018  |  2 minutes  |  403 words  |  

This morning I hosted (what may have been) the first ever Field of Dreams Welcome Party, which started 15 minutes prior to the workout. Invitations went out to the entire PAX however Ma Bell, Largemouth, Biner, PBX, Katniss, Bogo, Two Factor, Liverpool, Sosa, Crimson & YHC RSVP’d. We gathered in the parking lot and ran over to the shelter near the soccer field, but when we arrived I noticed the food I ordered from the caterers hadn’t arrived yet. [Read More]
biner  bogo  crimson  flacco  geek-squad  goose  karma-chameleon  katniss  largemouth  liverpool  ma-bell  pbx  pivot  sabre  sooey  sosa  squatter  trike  two-factor 

Where's the Rain?

 Posted on November 13, 2018  |  1 minutes  |  139 words  |  

So we got lucky on the rain, 10 cool guys showed up and we got after it. Nice slow jog up to a parking lot, did 23 Merkins in honor of my son Gibson, 10 Windmills, 10 Plankjacks and 10 Hill Billies. Part one was some Fry Daddy ’s Speed Racers, 5 Burpess and one lap, 10 Burpees and 2 Laps, 5 Burpees and 3 laps. Part 2 was slow jog to rock pile, we did curls, rows and tricep extension with some running to a variety of light poles. [Read More]
biner  bogo  chinese-downhill  coney  hi-liter  katniss  pbx  pet-sounds  pivot  trike 

Twas The Day Before Halloween

 Posted on October 30, 2018  |  3 minutes  |  494 words  |  

And all through the park creatures were stirring and leaving their mark. “Has there ever been a rhyming backblast?” He said with a grin. All those laps on the field made my head spin. It was dark, cold and wet! and somewhere Frisco was thinking “what else can I drink for a bet?” We got up, got dressed and then had a good morning, then took towards the summit without proper warning. [Read More]
biner  bogo  crimson  doogie  geek-squad  hi-liter  hotty-toddy  katniss  liverpool  loom  parker  pbx  pigeon  pivot  sky-blue  sooey  sosa  trike  two-factor