I will not leave you

 Posted on May 10, 2019  |  3 minutes  |  561 words  |  

Men, Two years ago today I showed up in the F3 Carpex Gloom at the invite of my fraternity brother, Jamie “Repeato” Roseborough. I had been back in North Carolina for about eight months and things were going well. I was getting in workouts about three days a week in the gym and crushing a strong 2-3 mile solo run on the weekend. Things were fine, right? Wrong. Something was still missing, and as they say, you now know the rest of the story. [Read More]
adjacent  baiter  bayonne  bluewater  captain-jack  chipper  denali  greenbow  hello-kitty  hermes  honeycomb  jigglypuff  joe-smith  michelob  mud-buddy  odouls  oofta  peeping-tom  shank  smokey  staubach  stetson  term-paper  the-joker  titanic  torpedo  whirlie 

In a Galaxy Far Far Away...

 Posted on May 9, 2019  |  2 minutes  |  373 words  |  

It sure felt like that on the trek to Apex for this morning’s romp. I forget the disclaimer and pledge. I guess I was distraught about not being able to go to toshi station to pick up some power converters. Stupid uncle Owen. 29 of us moseyed to the parking lot for warm-ups Han Solo Hops Princess Leia Lunges Chewbacca Merkins (on my grunt) Obi Squat Kenobis Imperial Walkers Leia secured the Death Star plans and was subsequently chased by Darth Vader. [Read More]
chief  cool-beans  crimson  doogie  freebird  frisco  honeycomb  imp  michelob  mud-buddy  one-four  orphan  oxtail  parker  pivot  queequeg  qwerty  red-ryder  rooney  schlitz  smithers  smokey  sooey  sub  traffic-cone  triple-lindy  two-factor  ultra 

We rolled back the prices with Walmart Burpees

 Posted on May 3, 2019  |  4 minutes  |  780 words  |  

Date: 5/2/2019 AO: Bounty Hunters PAX: Cataracts, Cheddar Bo, Crimson, Freebird, Frisco, Honeycomb, Imp, Kitty Litter, Michelob, Mud Buddy, Old Maid, Orphan, Oxtail, Pivot, Quequeg, Qwerty, Rooney, Schlitz, Slappy, Smokey, Sooey, Sooey’s Dad, Sub, Traffic Cone, Ultra, Wonderbread, Whirlie, WWW As I continue my quest to Q every week for 2019, my fear is to run out of exercises to do or create a workout that will challenge the HIMs. As for running out of exercises, that won’t happen because F3 created a great document with all kinds of things to do. [Read More]
cataracts  cheddar-bo  crimson  freebird  frisco  honeycomb  imp  kitty-litter  michelob  mud-buddy  old-maid  orphan  oxtail  pivot  queequeg  qwerty  rooney  schlitz  slappy  smokey  sooey  sooeys-dad  sub  traffic-cone  ultra  whirlie  wonderbread  www 

Tortoises musical beat down!

 Posted on May 1, 2019  |  2 minutes  |  298 words  |  

I couldn’t have asked for a better morning to host my first Q, along with Squatters help. We did have an FNG, so the pledge was recited, F3 Mission and disclaimer. The only running of the morning was a quick mosey around the lot and then circled up for our warm-ups. Warm-Ups Side Straddle Hops Good Morning Abe Vigoda Cotton Picker The Thang #1 Bearway to Heaven- bearcrawl 2 parking lot spaces followed by 7 burpees, mosey back to start line, bearcrawl 4 parking lot spaces followed by 6 burpees, continue until 0 burpees remain. [Read More]
ashbury  clementine  disco-duck  duece  earhart  ezekiel  frisco  honeycomb  hotty-toddy  intimidator  ma-bell  meatloaf  milton-bradley  muddy-buddy  parker  rooney  sega  slappy  snooze  squatter  traffic-cone  trike  triple-lindy  www 

Sour Mashed 11

 Posted on April 25, 2019  |  2 minutes  |  269 words  |  

11 Lucky souls began in the Lion’s Den and unleashed on the hollowed grounds of St. Mary’s After the pledge and quick warm-up that included some running and stretching we headed out on Apex BBQ for a quick loop and back to the soccer field. We cashed-in with 5 burpees OYO and headed out to the field for our first round: 7’s including LBC’s and Carolina Docs with 20 lunge steps to and fro. [Read More]
cataracts  corti  deuce  gtl  honeycomb  imp  mudbuddy  nerf  red-ryder  sourmash  sub 

SPEAK UP, Q!

 Posted on April 23, 2019  |  3 minutes  |  563 words  |  

18 HIMs met this morning at the gloomiest AO in Cary, except that clear sky and nearly full moon made it relatively bright. I was dismayed to learn that several pax showed up for the Riptide beatdown not realizing I picked up the Q instead. I don’t blame them, hell I was trying to do the same thing! One FNG this morning courtesy of Honeycomb, so the full, drawn-out briefing was in order. [Read More]
angry-elf  biner  build-a-bear  doogie  geek-squad  honeycomb  loom  moped  muddy-buddy  ollie  parker  pbx  pierogi  pivot  prodigal  sloth  torpedo  water-wings  yoga-mat 

Ninjago in da HOUSE

 Posted on April 21, 2019  |  3 minutes  |  467 words  |  

When: April 17th 2019 QIC: Ninjago The PAX: Pickles, WWW, Rooney, Deuce, Hanson, Honeycomb, Ninjago, Hello Kitty, Frisco, Billy, Ascot, Sub, Trike, Sabre, Intimidator, Lawn Dart, Ezekiel, Chipper, Sloth, Lambeau YHC Earhart 21 PAX gather in the early morning gloom to celebrate Ninjago’s 2nd ever Q, this time at Tortoises. After a quick disclaimer and the pledge, the Q drags us around the upper parking lot to circle up for: Warm Up Good Mornings [Read More]
ascot  billy  chipper  deuce  earhart  ezekiel  frisco  hanson  hello-kitty  honeycomb  intimidator  lambeau  lawn-dart  ninjago  pickles  rooney  sabre  sloth  sub  trike  www 

Making Good Friday Even Better: Stations of the Cross

 Posted on April 20, 2019  |  8 minutes  |  1703 words  |  

QIC: Crimson, Wonderbread, Flacco 42 HIM gathered in the gloom to commemorate the the final days of the greatest HIM of all time. Stations of the Cross is a Catholic tradition that marks each of 14 notable events the Christ endured on his final day on this Earth. From his condemnation by Pilate and the Sanhedrin to his final (well…not-so-final) resting place in the tomb. Below is the full text that was read and the accompanying exercises for the workout. [Read More]
bartman  callahan  chinese-downhill  chipper  ck  claven  coney  crimson  denali  disco-duck  earhart  flacco  flip-flop  franklin  garfield  goose  hello-kitty  honeycomb  horatio  hotty-toddy  jigglypuff  kermit  leprechaun  miyagi  ninjago  ollie  orphan  parker  peeping-tom  pet-sounds  pickles  repeato  sabre  sooey  sour-mash  speed-racer  texas-ranger  theismann  torpedo  traffic-cone  two-fer  wonderbread 

50 Challenge Vanilla ... NOT!!!

 Posted on April 13, 2019  |  3 minutes  |  603 words  |  

PAX: Ashbury (hate), Captain Jack, Chipper, EarharT, FNG Fedora (hate), Honeycomb, Joe Smith, Kermit (Hate), Kitty Litter, Meatloaf, Milton Bradley (hate), Sega (hate), Smokey, Staubach, Term Paper, Titanic, Whirlie, WWW My original Q slot was supposed to be last week because Blue Water was not going to get back from his trip until later that day, so he needed someone to step in and Q. I thought I was the first to respond but Riptide was quick on the draw and beat me to the punch. [Read More]
ashbury  captain-jack  chipper  earhart  fedora  honeycomb  joe-smith  kermit  kitty-litter  meatloaf  milton-bradley  sega  smokey  staubach  term-paper  titanic  whirlie