Consistently DZ

 Posted on January 15, 2021  |  2 minutes  |  403 words  |  

There has been one constant in 2021 for YHC - DZ on Fridays with Saban. 3 for 3 so far! What better way to celebrate by hosting a classic DZ beatdown - no need to travel super far for this one. Gather up, no FNG, and also no Flag, so no Pledge. Disclaimer, Mission, Follow Me! Leave the park, take two lefts, and down Cary Parkway. Back into the park via the South entrance to the foot of bear crawl bridge. [Read More]
coney  flacco  happy-gilmore  jigglypuff  pierogi  saban  sabre  shoe-horn 

Shutty's Ladder

 Posted on January 12, 2021  |  2 minutes  |  350 words  |  

YHC had an amazing beatdown planned for the tennis courts of Claymore this morning, but overnight rains left the courts way too slippery. So instead the boys of Carpex got this. Warm-Up Mosey around the pickle to the rock pile and circle up for Imperial Walkers, Sir Fazios, cherry pickers, and the opposite of copperhead merkins (name TBD). The Thang Grab a travelling rock from the rock pile for travelling rock sevens. [Read More]
disco-duck  farm-aid  frisco  happy-gilmore  hello-kitty  parker  pickles 

A-Team (6 Years Later)

 Posted on January 4, 2021  |  4 minutes  |  802 words  |  

The title of this backblast is a tip of the cap to Nabisco’s original backblast title “A-Team” six years ago. Just like his Q then, my Q today was flawlessly executed. 16 pax 6 years ago, 26 today (27 pax at COT having McCants join us - which is perfect as he was there 6 years ago with 75%) showed up to help YHC celebrate. I enjoy recreating this beatdown each year but with some modifications. [Read More]
badlands  bartman  braveheart  chipper  coxswain  flacco  franklin  happy-gilmore  hello-kitty  henny-penny  hgtv  honeycomb  imp  jigglypuff  ma-bell  mayflower  mccants  nature-boy  press-on  sabre  shoe-horn  shut-in  silver-fox  sooey  suck-up  term-paper  www 

Quest for 8 Q Challenge ... Day 2 #2 Claymore

 Posted on December 15, 2020  |  3 minutes  |  615 words  |  

Date: 12/15/2020 PAX: Cataracts, Chewie, EarharT, Frisco, Happy Gilmore, Intimidator, Kwik Stop, Mama’s Boy, Pickles, Red Ryder, Reentry, Roasters, Suck Up, WWW Day 2.1 of the quest. I noticed that as I’m preparing the workout, it is not that easy. I always try to make multiple workouts different so it keeps the PAX guessing. But I do have my favorite routines and the thang I have planned can be modified in so many different ways that it is not boring. [Read More]
cataracts  chewie  earhart  frisco  happy-gilmore  intimidator  kwik-stop  mamas-boy  pickles  red-ryder  reentry  roasters  suck-up  www 

Respect Week Closer - Phoenix Style

 Posted on November 21, 2020  |  2 minutes  |  418 words  |  

Date: 11/21/20 PAX: @WWW @Pigeon @Pierogi @Saban @heythere @baywatch @En Garde @Wrench @Entitlement @Big Red @hgtv @Kwik Stop @Happy Gilmore @VHS @Ollie @Kidney Stone Burt made the call out for Respects to pick-up a Q this week. It was a call to challenge Respects to lead the PAX to grow and accelerate. The amazing part of being a Respect is age is a number and not a discriminator. Respects can bring it and I have been a part of two Respect Qs this week and they brought it. [Read More]
baywatch  big-red  en-garde  entitlement  happy-gilmore  hey-there  hgtv  kidney-stone  kwik-stop  ollie  pierogi  pigeon  saban  vhs  wrench  www 

Take the Pain Train

 Posted on November 20, 2020  |  1 minutes  |  190 words  |  

Pain Train 1 5 diamonds 10 Squats 15 HRM 20 BBSU Pain Train 2 5 jump squats 10 Wide grip merkins 15 monkey humpers 20 ww2 Pickle lunge walk merkin run = full lunge of the pickle, 50 merkins, 4 laps of running Shelter work Dips/irkins 11’s Dips/derkins 11’s Mary Rosalita Hammers Freddie mercs Announcements TCP Sawgrass this Saturday at 2 No Thanksgiving convergence Be on the lookout for possible modified start times for certain AO’s [Read More]
blowout  braveheart  callahan  coney  coxswain  happy-gilmore  ma-bell  pierogi  press-on  saban  term-paper 

Coming Home and a Whole Bunch of Nickels

 Posted on November 19, 2020  |  4 minutes  |  827 words  |  

Preamble When Respect Week was announced, I immediately signed up to Q BO. You see, BO was where YHC’s first post occurred and where Ma Bell was born. Make no mistake: the couple of other so-called Ma Bells across F3 Nation are but impostors. There is only one Ma Bell. But I digress. Anyway, it is for this reason, as well as the fact that this is the best AO in CarPex in terms of variety and history, that I have an emotional attachment here. [Read More]
burt  callahan  happy-gilmore  joe-smith  kwik-stop  ma-bell  ollie  press-on  suck-up  term-paper  vhs 

Not A Flip Flop - Frisco Co-Q

 Posted on November 13, 2020  |  4 minutes  |  717 words  |  

The word on the Slack channel #ao-fri-dangerzone was that Frisco would be gracing his us with his presence, and maybe Qing as well. There was even some Slack DM chatter of a possible co-Q between YHC and Frisco. We really only have one thing in common: 1. We are both handsome. Other than that, we are more of a Yin-and-Yang. Differences are plentiful: one dude is a masterful Q—one dude f*%#s up every Q, one dude calls perfect cadence—one dude can’t count, one dude is a legend—one dude is a legend in his own mind, one dude has a cemented Slack name—one dude appends his name daily, ……. [Read More]
blowout  callahan  flip-flop-thats-singular  happy-gilmore  pierogi  press-on  viewmaster 

Great job naming the "bridge," Tang...we've only called it that for always

 Posted on October 26, 2020  |  2 minutes  |  278 words  |  

I like this AO site…there’s a reason it hosts 3 of CARPEX’s workouts every week. I posted a bit early to scout the site for my ideas, said farewell to the EC bubbas and headed into the Gloom of Apex Community Park. I had originally planned on the Dora encompassing the loop from the pavilion all the way around the utility access trail and back through the parking lots (approx. . [Read More]
bartman  chipper  compound-w  deuce  happy-gilmore  hello-kitty  henny-penny  imp  kwik-stop  saban  silverback  sooey  suck-up  tang  term-paper  two-factor 

An ode to ConPAINment Area

 Posted on October 16, 2020  |  2 minutes  |  374 words  |  

Friday’s workout at DZ was supposed to have been Q’d by Mr. Original, the one, the first, the only, Louis CK. Unfortunately he wasn’t able to come out which leaves us only a couple of weeks before The Godfather of Raleigh and Founder of CARPEx takes his leave from NC. Hopefully he’ll be back soon. In the meantime, the workout turned out to be more of an ode to the ConPAINment Area, including a throw back to a couple early BB from Cary. [Read More]
blowout  burt  coney  happy-gilmore  ma-bell  pierogi  saban