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Airbag’s Revenge

Posted on May 16, 2019 | 1 minutes | 120 words |

Pre-Blast 13 mountain goats for hill suicides at FC. The Warmup Pledge of Allegiance at The flag. Run around the schools, backwards run, extended Paint the Lines. Circle up for: GM, WM, Groiner Merkins, SSH. The Thangs Grab a traveling rock at the bottom of Andy Hill. Light pole suicides: increasing (by 3) Prime Time ‘Mercans at each of seven light poles with 10 Side Plank Star Crunches at the bottom…carry your rock with you up and down the hill. [Read More]

Should ya shoulders

Posted on May 14, 2019 | 1 minutes | 75 words |

QIC - Pet Sounds Date - 5/14/2019 PAX: bogo, pigeon, pivot, franklin, swag, one direction, bad lands, beaker, claven, geek squad, PBX, Ma Bell, Biner, Pet Sounds not much running when the shoulders needed work warm up brought to you from Mtn View Cali field work , skips (3ways) side step (2 ways) B2W should taps lap grab rock worked in 21s, rows, press, ext, with rock crawl and 2 more sets of b2w [Read More]

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From Sea to Shining... Forest?

Posted on May 13, 2019 | 2 minutes | 301 words |

Coming from a quick meeting with my Shield Lock had me rolling in hot at 0528. Hi-Liter gives me the 2:07 warning. A healthy crowd awaited eager to sweat out the weekend of indulgence in the name of honoring the mothers in our lives. Props to all the HIMs out there who lifted up their Ms this weekend. That Most important relationship in our lives is often the one who imparts to our 2. [Read More]

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Stretch Armstrong

Posted on May 7, 2019 | 3 minutes | 519 words |

Date: 5/6/2019, AO: Wolverine QIC: Parker 18 gathered in the beautiful Wolverine gloom, officially the gloomiest AO in all of Carpex. No FNGs, YHC really butchered the disclaimer this morning, and was hoping the beatdown would only get better from there. Pledge, and off we go. Warm up: 1/2 mile mosey to the parking lot near the basketball court at Davis Dr. Middle. Circle up for 20 SSH, calf stretch left x 10 count, 10 merkins IC, calf stretch right x 10 count, 15 merkins IC. [Read More]

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Til Valhalla

Posted on May 5, 2019 | 5 minutes | 971 words |

By chance, the Q for Rolling Stone this week was vacant when Hello Kitty sent out the Sunday night lineup for the week. By even better chance, Friday was May 3rd, the third anniversary of the death of Naval Special Warfare Operator 1st Class Charles H. Keating IV (SEAL). See, I did not know Charlie. He grew up in Arizona and was an elite runner who ended up at Indiana University on scholarship. [Read More]

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The Jim Parsons Project

Posted on May 2, 2019 | 2 minutes | 255 words |

YHC rolled into the grounds of Flying Circus, arguably the finest AO in west Cary on a Thursday, to see a couple of HIMs already on the grounds. A few pull-ups are done at the baseball field, and eventually there’s a solid dozen ready for a good sweat-fest. Disclaimer is disclaimed, Allegiance is pledged, watches are started, and we’re off. Warm Up Mosey around the parking lot and circle up for Good Mornings, Steve Earles, Moroccan Night Clubs, Seal Claps, and Control Freak Merkins. [Read More]

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Easy Lucky 7

Posted on April 29, 2019 | 1 minutes | 56 words |

4 PAX joined for another ruck PT GoRuck Lucky 7 style.

5 Rounds of:

10 Walking Ruck Lunges
10 Plank Pull Throughs
10 Overhead Presses
200m Ruck ASAP

While all the other Lucky 7 sessions have gone over, we wrapped this up early. And got in some Mary’s.

Hangs
Cotton Pickers
Box Cutters
Ruck Airborne Push-ups

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The Utes invaded

Posted on April 29, 2019 | 1 minutes | 192 words |

With little planning put into it, YHC was still feeling some pressure this morning headed to Wolverine, largely because Red Baron was in town and waiting for me at the front door for our 0515 exit. Needless-to-say, we left on time. 22 are circled up (a bunch of Utes rolled out of the Meatloaf mobile) for Wolverine and with that we we took off… out of the perfectly good (albeit dark) park. [Read More]

Rocking to the '80's

Posted on April 24, 2019 | 3 minutes | 446 words |

In the gloom, Girls Just Want to Have Fun! Warm-up With the mission stated, the disclaimer declaimed, and the pledge solemnly uttered, the Pax launched to the upper parking lot to circle up. The tunes were rolling and so were we for 2.5 miles over the course of the workout. It began with Side Straddle Hops Good Mornings Sir Fazio Arm circles forward and back Overhead claps Seal Claps Merkins Calf Stretch Thang One Warmed up, me moseyed to the kiosk for a set of 7’s up and down the hill. [Read More]

Brother Bri and the letter B

Posted on April 23, 2019 | 2 minutes | 417 words |

When scrolling through the Exicon in search for new ideas that have not (to YHC’s knowledge) been executed in/around Carpex and you don’t even get past the letter B… you know it’s going to be a good day. _NMS: YHC was ready for EC this morning, but the old bowels had another idea in mind. EC was skipped for a trip to Harris Teeter and back._ 22 Bros meet up at the Field of Dreams. [Read More]