Rain Dance for Flo

 Posted on September 13, 2018  |  3 minutes  |  433 words  |  

Hurricane’s a-comin’… calves are burning… maybe we do want a little bit of rain! No FNGs, Follow Me! Head out the road on which we came in, stopping to give time for Scarecrow to catch up for Good Mornings. Continue to the intersection for 10 Penalty Burpees OYO, followed by Imperial Walkers. Turn left toward the schools, stopping at the next intersection (pickle) for Windmills, Calf Stretches, and Standard Merkins. [Read More]
badlands  beaker  biner  bogo  camel  clementine  franklin  geek-squad  goose  hi-liter  jigglypuff  katniss  ma-bell  nature-boy  pbx  scarecrow  sky-blue  trike 

Peaceful Transitions

 Posted on September 10, 2018  |  3 minutes  |  471 words  |  

A few months ago at regular Wolverine coffeteria Hi-Liter and Biner were talking about who would be the next Site-Qs. That’s when our eyes met and the rest is history Biner did the same thing to BOGO, but it looked like this: It was weird, but it worked. All kidding aside, I think I can speak for BOGO in that we were both excited to take on the role and really look forward to seeing how the site evolves over the upcoming year. [Read More]
arthur-murray  badlands  banjo  biner  bogo  build-a-bear  cheddar-bo  franklin  geek-squad  hi-liter  honeycomb  jigglypuff  ma-bell  moped  nature-boy  one-four  pbx  pivot  pong  sabre  scarecrow  term-paper 

Please, put your shirt back on

 Posted on September 6, 2018  |  3 minutes  |  557 words  |  

29 giants of the gridiron took to the pristine fields of Mills Park to usher in the 2018 NFL Regular Season. Under cover of darkness, half the crew shed their shirts to reveal chiseled abs, bulging biceps, and tantalizing tattoos. Ma Bell couldn’t get his shirt off fast enough, prompting YHC’s favorite quote of the morning…“He paid too much for that to keep his shirt on.” But let’s get down to business so YHC can focus on BRR mental preparations. [Read More]
badlands  banjo  bluewater  callahan  camel  claven  clementine  flacco  franklin  frisco  geek-squad  goose  hotty-toddy  katniss  kilmer  liverpool  ma-bell  nature-boy  navin  one-four  pivot  sabre  shut-in  staubach  sudafed  swag  theismann  trike 

Burpee-cides and Bear Crawls 04Sep18

 Posted on September 4, 2018  |  4 minutes  |  697 words  |  

Descending from a Labor Day Weekend mountain-top experience of Rainbow Trout, Largemouth Bass, and campfires was hard enough. But when the first two sentences spoken to me were “Sky Blue was worried you wouldn’t make it.” and “Can we use your Old Glory calf condoms as a shovel flag?”, I knew we needed to re-instill some semblance of order and discipline in Carpex (amiright, Nantan?). Standards have to be met and exceeded here people. [Read More]
beaker  bogo  camel  clementine  compound-w  ezekiel  franklin  geek-squad  kilmer  loom  nature-boy  one-four  pbx  pivot  sky-blue  sloth  sudafed  trike 

Goonies Never Say Die!!!!

 Posted on August 27, 2018  |  3 minutes  |  445 words  |  

24 PAX gathered at their friennd Mikey’s house on Monday morning for the usual hang out, but that’s when everything changed. We got the news that evil fat cat developers were buying land and planning on tearing down our houses to build a golf course…bummer. This group of misfits started the day with the pledge and a quick jaunt around the pickle. Circled up on the basketball courts. The Walsh family is always so accommodating and polite, so of course we start with Good Mornings. [Read More]
angry-elf  biner  bogo  build-a-bear  crimson  flacco  franklin  frisco  geek-squad  hi-liter  hotty-toddy  jigglypuff  liverpool  loom  nature-boy  one-four  parker  pbx  pivot  saban  shut-in  sloth  sooey  swag 

Advertising works!

 Posted on August 24, 2018  |  3 minutes  |  543 words  |  

YHC has been out of Carpex for the past few days exploring F3 out west in St. Louis and was really looking forward to being back home. Since there isn’t much to do outside of work when traveling YHC was advertising the upcoming beat down all week on slack. And let’s just say that the adverting brought out the numbers - 32 PAX joined my in south Carpex on this fine Friday morning. [Read More]
ascot  badlands  beatle  biner  blueprint  bumblebee  chinese-downhill  crimson  doogie  earhart  flip-flop  franklin  frisco  grinch  hotspot  hotty-toddy  imp  jolly-rancher  liverpool  monkey-nut  parker  pbx  pet-sounds  pivot  red-ryder  road-rash  rooney  snots  sooey  theismann  traffic-cone  www 

What Time is It?

 Posted on August 24, 2018  |  2 minutes  |  406 words  |  

Given the significance of the concept of a Sad Clown in the F3 universe, one could think the name Flying Circus to be a bit, well, curious. Given the madness that went down at this AO on Thursday, August 23, 2018, I think the name fits. 18 HIM pledged their allegiance to the flag, and then moseyed to the basketball courts. Warm Up Good Mornings, nice and slow 2 x FNGs show up 10 Burpees OYO Hill Billies Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson arms: Circles front and backwards like Sir Fazio, except one arm at a time. [Read More]
biner  bogo  bolton  camel  crimson  disco-duck  franklin  goose  hotty-toddy  one-four  pbx  pet-sounds  pivot  red-ryder  sky-blue  sudafed  thurston  tiny-tim  traffic-cone  www 

Fire-ant Bombs

 Posted on August 21, 2018  |  3 minutes  |  443 words  |  

There weren’t Fire-ant Bombs, but there were fire-ants and there were B.O.M.B.S. 14 of the finest Carpex PAX gathered in the Wolverine gloom for a beatdown. Build-a-Bear, Biner, and PBX enjoyed a three-mile EC from Crema at least until they arrived on site and encountered the fire-ants. As 5:30 approached, PBX was still in battle with the fireants, three of our far west Cary PAX arrived kind of on time, and no FNGs were present. [Read More]
badlands  biner  bogo  build-a-bear  franklin  geek-squad  hi-liter  jigglypuff  nature-boy  one-four  pbx  pivot  rooney  saban 

And Now for Something....

 Posted on August 17, 2018  |  3 minutes  |  548 words  |  

When: August 16th, 2018 QIC: Earhart The PAX: Biner, PBX, Liverpool, Goose, Hotty Toddy, Geek Squad, Slice, Franklin, Sooey, Crimson, Red Ryder, Ma Bell, Solder, Disco Duck, The Joker, Nature Boy, Camel, Badlands, Doogie, Swag, YHC: Earhart After a quick warm up run with some of the regulars, YHC was ready to lead a group of HIM for a rare appearance at Flying Circus. Start with Pledge of Allegiance, then a quick jaunt around the parking lot, mixing in karaoke, high knees, butt kickers, and other random running stuff until we circle back at the beginning for: [Read More]
badlands  biner  camel  crimson  disco-duck  doogie  earhart  franklin  geek-squad  goose  hotty-toddy  liverpool  ma-bell  nature-boy  pbx  red-ryder  slice  solder  sooey  swag  the-joker 

The Mile of Pain

 Posted on August 13, 2018  |  4 minutes  |  808 words  |  

YHC just Q’d Wolverine a couple weeks ago and wouldn’t normally pick it up again so quickly, but another PAX needed a favor, and I’m always one to help! It’s getting close to BRR time, and hills are always welcome, right? (RIGHT?!) A plan began to formulate….. 15 Pax met in the gloomiest of Carpex AO’s for a relatively cool, yet predictably humid morning. Perhaps that MONSTER thunderstorm that rolled through at 12:30am had something to do with it…. [Read More]
angry-elf  biner  bogo  build-a-bear  doogie  flacco  franklin  geek-squad  hi-liter  liverpool  nature-boy  pbx  sabre  swag