Not My Finest Hour (and 20 minutes)

 Posted on January 4, 2019  |  4 minutes  |  657 words  |  

Where do I start? The beginning is always a good place. So I woke up at 5:10 am, the exact time I posted the Danger Zone EC run would start. Feeling completely refreshed and well rested, and not yet comprehending what was going on, I went to the bathroom to get ready and take care of some business. Still in no particular hurry because I wasn’t yet grasping the situation. [Read More]
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New Year, new SNS

 Posted on January 2, 2019  |  3 minutes  |  428 words  |  

After a rousing start to 2019 at the 1/1 convergence, it was great to see 32 more PAX lined up to continue getting after it in ‘19. No FNGs, you all know how this works, so let’s go.Quick turn at the end of Billy Run Road back to the parking lot, circle up: SSH x20 IW x19 Standard merkin x20 Mountain climber x19 Thang Count off by threes and mosey to. [Read More]
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Another trip around the sun...

 Posted on December 31, 2018  |  2 minutes  |  384 words  |  

13 optimistic HIM showed up in the gloomiest of glooms to ring out the old year in style. YHC was looking for a way to celebrate 2018 while looking into 2019 filled with hope. Being the 365th day of the year, a theme emerged. 365, you say? Could it be another Hi-Liter style burpee-fest?, the PAX wondered aloud. Read on to find out… Warmup After a quick tribute to our nation ‘round Old Glory, we moseyed to the basketball courts. [Read More]
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Head-to-Toe, Let Yourself Swoll, Slow and Low that is the Tempo

 Posted on December 29, 2018  |  3 minutes  |  452 words  |  

On a balmy and moist December morn, a handful of PAX gathered at Danger Zone to slow down, take a deep breath, and ready themselves to finish up an amazing year in Carpex. While others may opt for a quicker pace, YHC decided it was time to slow down and focus on form and strength. Some of the toughest workouts I’ve endured featured tempo Merkins and long-hold planks, so I thought I’d put together a workout of nothing but Slow and Low exercises. [Read More]
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12 Days - Tour Style

 Posted on December 26, 2018  |  2 minutes  |  258 words  |  

Small crowd post Christmas gathered in the launch area, one FNG, disclaimer given and we are off for a mozy through Bond Park, stopping occasionally to celebrate the 12 Days of Christmas as a group. Warmup 15 SSH (whoops) 12 Hillbillies 12 Good Mornings 12 Merkins 12 Mountain Climbers Thang 1st Day – Mozy 2nd Day – Burpees 3rd Day – WW2 4th Day – Diamond Merkins 5th Day – LR Lunges [Read More]
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24 - 16 (now)

 Posted on December 23, 2018  |  3 minutes  |  523 words  |  

32 including 1 FNG (Liverpool’s brother) PREBLAST: Kentucky vs UNC this evening at 5:15 pm on CBS, Kentucky and UNC have met 39 times since 1924. UNC leads the series 24 wins to Kentucky’s 15 The series between two of the most victorious college basketball programs of all-time, Kentucky (1st) and North Carolina (3rd), as of the writing of this preblast. WARMUP: SSH x 24 Kentuckys (similar to Imperial Walkers) x 15 [Read More]
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The Making of A Champion

 Posted on December 19, 2018  |  3 minutes  |  633 words  |  

The idea for this workout just fell into my lap. On Tuesday, there was some debate on Slack about what it takes to be a champion. Some would posit that showing up and staying makes you a champion. YHC would posit that deciding to get up at butt crack of dawn to attend a workout and sticking around is laudable, but is just a prerequisite to becoming a champion. Since YHC is the QIC, YHC gets to decide what constitutes a champion. [Read More]
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The Core Principles

 Posted on December 18, 2018  |  2 minutes  |  368 words  |  

FNG Check / Disclaimer / Cast the Vision / FOLLOW ME.. two feet away for: F3 Workouts are FREE of charge. Warm Up -Failure to Launch -Rockette Hillbillies -Erkin x 15 -Erkin x 15 F3 Workouts are Open to All Men. Run to the far parking lot for Daft Punk 7s with World War 1 Situps and World’s Worst Merkins F3 Workouts are held Outdoors, Rain or Shine, Heat or Cold. [Read More]
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A Murph Each Week Keeps You At Your Peak

 Posted on December 17, 2018  |  1 minutes  |  43 words  |  

Pre-Blast

  • 21 HIM joined YHC for a Murph at Wolverine.

The Warmup

  • Pledge of Allegiance at the flag
  • Run like 10 yards, circle up for: GM, Windmills, SSH.

The Thang

  • Do a Murph.
  • Run back to the flag.
  • Stretch.

COT

  • Welcome FNG, Krusty!
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OGs of DZ

 Posted on December 14, 2018  |  3 minutes  |  431 words  |  

Uuuughh Maybe 5 hours of sleep just isn’t enough to fully recover from a holiday party as lit as a Carpex party. It was in the 40’s, cloudy with a chance of rain (and/or merlot), and multiple PAX were feeling ROOOOUUGH. Burt, evidently, wasn’t one of them. He instead was up to his usual antics of yelling loudly. Flacco was not appreciative. Nor was I. YHC saw it was 0545 and took off around the pickle. [Read More]
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