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Hanging with My Hose

Posted on September 15, 2018 | 3 minutes | 618 words |

Hanging with my hose This BB is bought to you courtesy of Carl Schreiber, 42, @Frisco While planning the birthday Q for the best limited run workout AO in CARPEX, Mr. @Frisco DM’d me that he had some extra hoses hanging around. Initially, YHC had concerns about taking him up on his offer to use his hoses but decided to take a chance. Hey, it’s my birthday Q, what could go wrong? [Read More]

Serendipitous Kettlebells

Posted on September 13, 2018 | 3 minutes | 585 words |

When: September 13, 2018 QIC: Pickles PAX: Billy, Disco Duck, Ezekiel, Sparky, WWW YHC asked Disco Duck at Tortoises on Wednesday about IR workout options for Thursday. Paraphrasing, his response was essentially “Freed to Lead, brother.” All righty then. Let’s see what sort of IR side dish can be cooked up to go along with Red Ryder’s BO beatdown. Note: you can read all about that part of the workout, including COT here. [Read More]

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You're So Extra

Posted on September 13, 2018 | 2 minutes | 370 words |

YHC comes tearing in to the parking lot at Waldo Street in DTC @0540…there is a large crowd gathered nearby. Larger than normal. What ever shall we do? Sabre has an FNG in tow, so YHC gives a quick disclaimer. This is gonna be fun. Warm Up First exercise, Pledge of Allegiance Calf stretch Mosey to the big circle to show off for early commuters Lots of mumblechatter SSHs x 50 Less mumblechatter Cotton pickers, Hill Billies, Plank Jacks, Merkins on my down AND up, maybe something else YHC forgot Extended warm up with Jack Webb - counted up to 10 merkins/40 air presses Did I say 10 burpees? [Read More]

9/11 Remembered at FMJ

Posted on September 11, 2018 | 3 minutes | 583 words |

When: September 11th, 2018 QIC: Earhart, Crimson The PAX: Trike, Ezekiel, Disco Duck, Clementine, Intimidator, WWW, Hotty Toddy, Imp, Freebird, The Joker, Crimson, Sooey, YHC: Earhart 13 HIM men gather for an alternate workout to the stair climb to commemorate the infamous day in history. This special occasion will be an hour long, with two of the bruisers in attendance. Crimson, my compatriot in arms, starts us with the pledge of allegiance and then some laps around the small parking lot. [Read More]

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Calm Before the Storm

Posted on September 6, 2018 | 1 minutes | 212 words |

Pre-Blast 11 HIM joined YHC for a calm-before-the-brr-storm workout at BH. The Warmup Pledge of Allegiance at the flag Run to the community center, paint the lines. Circle up for: SSH, St. Merkins, Freddie Mercuries, Imperial Walkers. The Thang****s Grab a partner. 7’s/Catch Me if You Can: drop and do five Merkins while your partner backpedals across the parking lot, sprint to catch him. Then, your partner drops for five Merkins while you backpedals. [Read More]

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Pile of Sweat

Posted on September 6, 2018 | 1 minutes | 187 words |

Little soupy out there this morning, little soupy. Four Bruisers joined the Bounty Hunters for the Pledge, then headed to the corner of the skate park with our kettle bell coupons. Warm-Up Circle up for imperial walkers, Sir Fazios, squats, merkins and mountain climbers. The Thang Start at the light pole on the corner, each PAX takes a turn calling the exercise of his choice, then continue around the skate park stopping at each light pole for more exercises. [Read More]

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Burpee-cides and Bear Crawls 04Sep18

Posted on September 4, 2018 | 4 minutes | 697 words |

Descending from a Labor Day Weekend mountain-top experience of Rainbow Trout, Largemouth Bass, and campfires was hard enough. But when the first two sentences spoken to me were “Sky Blue was worried you wouldn’t make it.” and “Can we use your Old Glory calf condoms as a shovel flag?”, I knew we needed to re-instill some semblance of order and discipline in Carpex (amiright, Nantan?). Standards have to be met and exceeded here people. [Read More]

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BO BRR & Bruisers

Posted on August 30, 2018 | 3 minutes | 600 words |

5 for Meow Mile 5 for Bruisers led by Disco Duck and WWW after he went back home to get his shoes. 15 for some BRR prep. 1-minute warning, Attn Pax: Disco and WWW are leading a no-run injured reserve option at 5:45, YHC is leading the BO workout that will include a bit of running. You need to make a decision right now. The Thang: Follow me - run down Walker, left on Walnut, stop in at the church parking lot for some Good Mornings, HillBillies and some Merkins. [Read More]

Get Off My Lawn

Posted on August 30, 2018 | 2 minutes | 400 words |

Because it’s was my birthday Q and I’m old and that’s what PBX tells me I sound like. Anyways, arrived early to scout out the AO to find about 15 HIM already working the ECP. By 5:30 21 PAX were ready to go and Crimson had already started complaining. He knew what was to come. Warm Up • Good Mornings x 10 • SSH x 53 Thang 1 Split into 5 groups. [Read More]

KB Beatdown

Posted on August 28, 2018 | 1 minutes | 149 words |

My first Q for Hells Bells. Focus was on HIIT with brief rest intervals. I may have rigged the timer to make the 20 seconds longer and the 10 second rest shorter. Warm up Mosey around trail to pull up bars for 5x Circle up and do Side Straddle Hop, Imperial walkers, Homer to Marge, 5 Burpees OYO, KB Halos, Runners Stretch and deep squat holds w/ KB Thang 1 [Read More]

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