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Blackjack! (dealer folds)

Posted on September 29, 2018 | 3 minutes | 529 words |

In the fourth and final installment of Flaccoversary Week 2018, YHC’s eyes were a little bigger than his stomach. We stepped up to a buffet of Wolverines and put a few more on our plate than we could stomach. More on that later, for now you just need to know that 16 HIM gathered at Bond Park ready to cap the week with a Flacco-style beatdown. Which is sure to include some yoga. [Read More]

Flacco's Shock & Awe!

Posted on September 27, 2018 | 3 minutes | 512 words |

DATE: September 27, 2018 QIC: Sabre AO: Bradford’s Ordinary PAX: (including Bruisers) 29 total gathered in Gloom of DTC (23 boot camp, 6 Bruisers, including a 1-legged Kitty, or is it Das Boot?!) 8 respects , 6 hates, 0 FNGs So I learned what “shock & awe” pre-blast means to Flacco – it means that he is going to hype an epic beatdown, then scoot out-of-state, give the ole neighbor a call to say …. [Read More]

Krippled Kitty

Posted on September 27, 2018 | 2 minutes | 243 words |

Hello Kitty busted up his ankle pretty good at F3 Dads last weekend, and after a few days in a walking boot was ready to get back in the gloom. That’s why we have Bruisers, so instead of fartsacking and sadclowning, the injured PAX can continue to get after with their brothers. Warm-Up Stroll from the flag to the bank while doing imperial walkers, Sir Fazios, merkins and mountain climbers along the way. [Read More]

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5 Beefcakes

Posted on September 25, 2018 | 1 minutes | 16 words |

QIC: Riptide

5 beefcakes at Rush Hour this evening. Temps were pleasant as was the camaraderie.

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All Out of Love for my Kettle Bell

Posted on September 24, 2018 | 2 minutes | 413 words |

19 including a slightly late Crimson start with a mozy around the lot. Warm up SSH x 15 Hillbillies x 15 Sir Fazio set x 15 GM x 10 Merkins x 40 Low plank hold Thang Partner up with 1 KB for 200 total each exercise while one pax runs the pickle Curl and Halo Squat and rotate torso Tri extentions Rock your Body x 150 with partner Curls IC x 15 [Read More]

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Off The Books Phoenix

Posted on September 24, 2018 | 2 minutes | 289 words |

YHC put a call out on the slackline to pax with shorties doing Saturday school and in need of an earlier Phoenix start. 5 rang the bell… Technically the title to this backblast doesn’t work because by writing a backblast it then, by definition, is In The Books. We won’t worry about that though. YHC probably wouldn’t have written this but was persuaded by the BBBB (BackBlast Boy Band) “Frisco n’ Disco”. [Read More]

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From Florence to Flora

Posted on September 20, 2018 | 2 minutes | 239 words |

If you’re like most of us much of your time, mental, emotional, physical and spiritual energy has been spent either preparing for, getting through or rebound from Hurricane Florence. And rightfully so. One of the great things about F3 is that it allows us to escape from the daily stresses and toil in a whole other way. This is how we went from Florence to Flora. Pledge of Allegiance Quick mosey that found us running backwards and high kneeing because I knew Frisco was enjoying himself too much. [Read More]

The Clean up Continues

Posted on September 19, 2018 | 2 minutes | 243 words |

The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry… as did this Q. Having pledged our allegiance we moseyed about 5 lights down for a quick warm up. WARM UP We acknowledged ‘76 once again in the as it was a year that would forever change the course of my parents life. Performed 4 sets of Merkins (20,20,20,16 = 76). Between the sets we Side Straddle Hop, Good Morning, American Hammer, Australian Snow Angel. [Read More]

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Ain't No Rattlesnakes in Downtown Cary

Posted on September 18, 2018 | 2 minutes | 358 words |

Another beautiful evening in downtown Cary. YHC is here, Speed Racer is here, Traffic Cone is here…wait, who’s that? Is it? Can it be? It’s Napster, our brother from F3Denver coming home for a visit. Warm-Up Mosey around to the parking lot next to Page Walker and circle up for hillbillies, Sir Fazios, mountain climbers and imperial walkers. The Thang Mosey over to the bank and grab some bench for irkins, dips, derkins and ALRSUs. [Read More]

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A River Runs Through It

Posted on September 17, 2018 | 3 minutes | 529 words |

I know all you Robert Redford fans are rolling your eyes right about now but trust me, I wouldn’t steal it if I truly didn’t need it. Now that Flo is no mo and being how we are the men of F3 it only made sense to me that we take the lead in returning our little community park back to pre-storm conditions (or at least the running path). As I pre-blasted, we’ll mosey around the Apex Lake clearing debris as we go. [Read More]