Apparently Not Problematic

 Posted on February 20, 2019  |  3 minutes  |  445 words  |  

As YHC was making my way around the gathering PAX, I noticed that several of them were noticeably away from the shovel flag, like they wanted to leave or something. Whatever. You Vesperers just go do your thing. I’ll take the small but mighty group and go do, oh I don’t know…a bootcamp. Here’s what we did: Warmup Jog up Maury O’Dell and to the other end of Bond Park Drive (I think it is) for: [Read More]
burt  chanticleer  chinese-downhill  coney  denali  disco-duck  flacco  franklin  goose  grease-monkey  hasselhoff  hello-kitty  hermes  hi-liter  hotspot  joe-smith  ma-bell  michelob  nature-boy  old-maid  ollie  pivot  prodigal  saban  sabre  shut-in  sky-blue  smitten  smokey  squatter  term-paper  two-factor  water-wings 

ATMs, The #4, 8-Count Absolution

 Posted on February 18, 2019  |  2 minutes  |  300 words  |  

5 for a Largemouth EC run with an a little extra on the front end and a little less on the back end. Michelob, Denali, Chanticleer and YHC all followed. 5 x 2 for the Main Event **Warm Up **Mosey across the street for some Good Mornings, Windmill, SSH, Imperial Walkers. Mosey to the large parking lot **Thang 1 **ATMs in all four corners. Alternating Shoulder Taps x15 IC, Tempo Merkins x10, Merkins x5. [Read More]
chanticleer  chinese-downhill  denali  grease-monkey  gtl  half  largemouth  michelob  squatter  staubach 

What Do You Get When You Cross A Frog With A Duck?

 Posted on February 16, 2019  |  2 minutes  |  357 words  |  

Kermit and YHC had been talking for a while about co-Q’ing Phoenix, and when the day finally arrived it was rainy and warm, perfect weather for a frog and a duck. The old duck took the first half, the young frog took the second. Warm-Up Start off with the Pledge at the Flag, then mosey down to the lower lot, with some butt kickers along the way, then circle up for side straddle hops, hillbillies, good mornings, copperhead merkins and copperhead squats. [Read More]
biner  callahan  chinese-downhill  ck  crimson  deuce  disco-duck  ezekiel  flacco  frisco  kermit  ma-bell  odouls  open-out  pbx  sabre  texas-ranger  traffic-cone  triple-lindy  two-factor 

The Plank

 Posted on February 8, 2019  |  3 minutes  |  480 words  |  

I’d run out of vacation time to get outta town and excuses not to VQ so here we are… Little did I know Dante’s would be hosting the Chipolte Qvergence in support of our brothers Liverpool and Water Wings trip to Peru. 43 HIMs posted on a fine spring morning in February, 3 FNGs taboot! Disclaimer and Pledge. Following the Dante’s Peak tradition we mosey down the circle for warm ups, we hardly fit… nice! [Read More]
blueprint  burt  chinese-downhill  claven  coney  crimson  denali  deuce  disco-duck  earhart  extension-cord  fluoride  frisco  goose  grease-monkey  hanson  honeycomb  hotspot  hotty-toddy  imp  liverpool  monkey-nut  ninjago  parker  qwerty  red-ryder  rooney  rowlph  shut-in  sosa  sour-mash  sub  swag  term-paper  the-commish  two-factor  war-eagle  water-wings  wells-fargo  wonderbread  yogi 

FNGs Abound

 Posted on February 6, 2019  |  2 minutes  |  323 words  |  

The PAX recruiting game showed up strong on this A.M. as we had 3 FNGs make their way into the gloom. The Disclaimer was necessary. As I type this I am just now realizing I forgot to lead us in the Pledge of Allegiance. This is a priority and so I recognize now the men and women who go and have gone into harms way to protect the liberties that we as a United States of America hold as unalienable. [Read More]
angry-elf  badlands  banjo  bartman  biner  bogo  burt  chanticleer  chinese-downhill  chipper  ck  coney  denali  disco-duck  flip-flop  franklin  geek-squad  goose  hello-kitty  hermes  hi-liter  hotspot  joe-smith  khakis  largemouth  ma-bell  michelob  nature-boy  old-maid  parker  pbx  pierogi  pivot  prodigal  random-house  repeato  rock-a-billy  sabre  shut-in  sky-blue  smitten  smokey  snots  squatter  the-commish  theismann  torpedo  two-factor  wkrp  youbetcha 

#WAWG

 Posted on February 1, 2019  |  3 minutes  |  448 words  |  

Peek at Google maps + Skipping EC for Recon = An excellent plan for SWW. Term Paper didn’t let me off thaaaaat easy though! Props for that EH into a .8 mile EC to catch the EC 6. Here we go! No FNGs (but a few new faces for YHC). FOLLOW ME. Quick lap around the parking lot and weave through the basketball court to the greenway entrance lot. Circle up for: [Read More]
captain-jack  chinese-downhill  chipper  denali  grease-monkey  jigglypuff  joe-smith  meatloaf  milton-bradley  oofta  riptide  shank  smokey  snooze  staubach  term-paper 

19 Murphs in 2019 (3 of 19)

 Posted on January 25, 2019  |  1 minutes  |  76 words  |  

Pre-Blast

  • 11 HIM for the third of 19 Murphs (in 2019) at SWW.
  • 1 for EC
  • 2 for EC + EC
  • 8 for Coffee with Oofta (post Murph)
  • Stronger backs, stronger hearts in 2019.

The Warmup

  • Pledge of Allegiance at flag.

  • Run to the playground, circle up for a few GMs, SSH, Merkins.

The Thang

  • Do a Murph (run out and back .5 miles).
  • Run back to the playground
  • Mary: H2M, Side Plank Star Crunches

COT

bluewater  captain-jack  chinese-downhill  denali  hermes  hi-liter  joe-smith  oofta  shank  smokey  staubach 

Finally Cracked that Whip

 Posted on January 20, 2019  |  3 minutes  |  489 words  |  

January 19, 2019 Pax: Banjo, Biner, Buddy the Elf, Build a Bear, Chanticleer, Chinese Downhill, Denali, Half, Fava, Frey Daddy, GTL, Grease Monkey, Hi-Liter, MacGruber, Michelob, Morse Code, Old Maid, PBX, Red Card, Red Sea, Shut In, Slim Jim, Squatter, Sub, Sunshine, Wonderbread, Several handfuls for 3.1 miles EC, some are listed here: Banjo, Build a Bear, Chanticleer, Denali, Michelob, Old Maid, Red Card, Red Sea, Slim Jim, Squatter, Sub, Sunshine, Wonderbread, [Read More]
banjo  biner  buddy-the-elf  build-a-bear  chanticleer  chinese-downhill  denali  fava  frey-daddy  grease-monkey  gtl  half  hi-liter  largemouth  macgruber  michelob  morse-code  old-maid  pbx  red-card  red-sea  shut-in  slim-jim  squatter  sub  sunshine 

Inch Worm Partner Pickle Runs

 Posted on January 15, 2019  |  1 minutes  |  191 words  |  

6 for EC run. Normal Route. Warm Up - Run to the big parking lot for a little warm up. 15 SSH, 15 IW, 10 Merkins, 10 Plank Jacks, 5 GM, and a few arm circles because Grease was there. Thang 1 - Run over to Half Hill. Broad Jumps, Lunges, Bear Crawl, Skips for Height, and All you got down the hill and jog back up. Thang 2 - Inch Worm Merkins Partner Pickle. [Read More]
90210  chanticleer  chinese-downhill  denali  grease-monkey  gtl  khakis  largemouth  michelob  old-maid  squatter  wonderbread 

Workout at BO

 Posted on January 10, 2019  |  1 minutes  |  104 words  |  

14 dudes worked out in 32 degree weather with a nippy wind chill. Mission of F3 Safety Warm up with stretching, exercises and sprints Double 7s in Baptist Church Lot. Burbees, Hand release Merkins and Jump Squats ManMaker Ladder on Academy. Up to 5. I.E (1, merkin, 1 plank jack, 1 jump with a clap) up to 5 man makers with 5 Merkins, 5 plank jacks and 5 jumps with a clap) [Read More]
angry-elf  burt  callahan  chinese-downhill  coney  ezekiel  hello-kitty  joe-smith  lawn-dart  pickles  puck  ratchet  sabre  wonderbread