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It's A Celebration

Posted on May 31, 2019 | 2 minutes | 403 words |

BIG. DAY. IN. CARPEX! 37 HIMs of all ages, including one FNG gathered at Apex’s finest Friday AO. YHC and WWW have the Q for what was anticipated to be a large, raucous crowd BEGGING for a beatdown. F3’s mission is recited, disclaimer is exclaimed, and allegiance is pledged. Mosey to the big circle for… Warm Up Good mornings, SSHs, Calf Stretches, A few sets of merkins, plank jacks and Steve Earles. [Read More]

Return of the Sharknado

Posted on May 30, 2019 | 2 minutes | 347 words |

24 Pax gathered round the flag at the Skate Park to join Rooney & Imp for the quarterly fitness test known as the Sharknado. Water Wings began the tradition and it was carried on by Parker and GTL. Now Rooney and Imp are your site Q’s at BH so the tradition will continue. After the disclaimer was given, we moseyed over to Apex Town Hall. Warm Up - Rooney led us in 15x SSH, 7x Good AM’s, 15x Mountain Climbers, 5x Burpees OYO, 5x Diamond Merkins, 5x WW2 Sit Ups, 5x Standard Merkins, & 5x Scorpion Dry Docks [Read More]

I Did It All For The Q-zie

Posted on May 28, 2019 | 6 minutes | 1163 words |

16 PAX fought off the post-Murph fartsack at Full Metal Jacket this morning, greeted by warm air and a beautiful sunrise. YHC pulled into the lot right at 0529 and promptly gave the “one minute” warning. My mind swam as I tried to figure out what to do next. You see, the night before, I learned I was Q-ing via slack. This isn’t the first time this has happened (and certainly won’t be the last), but as I looked around the PAX, I noticed a few unfamiliar faces and I didn’t want to disappoint. [Read More]

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Beautiful Morn

Posted on May 14, 2019 | 2 minutes | 363 words |

Amazingly fresh & a bit brisk this morning at FMJ! Nice size group of 11 – we got to know each other a bit better, got some sweat going, & had some fun! Here’s what happened in brief: Warm-up -- on the mosey around the soccer field/pond we made several stops along the way for good mornings, windmills, calf stretch merkins, burpees, SSH, hill billies, imperial walkers, etc. Thang 1: Aussie pull-ups on the even numbers 20 on down. [Read More]

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Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now) Hits of the '90's!

Posted on April 25, 2019 | 2 minutes | 408 words |

It was a beautiful morning for a workout! There were no FNGs. Nonetheless, the mission, disclaimer, and pledge were recited. We started with a short run from the skate park to the parking lot in front of the baseball field for some warm-ups. Warm-ups Side Straddle Hops Good Mornings Cotton Pickers Sir Fazio Arm Circles Overhead claps Merkins Calf Stretch After warm-ups, we ran to the private school. Thang One Fast feet Curb Merkins Bear Crawl to the other side of the parking lot Repeat x 3 We ran up to the baseball field which was conveniently open. [Read More]

1-2-3-4

Posted on April 23, 2019 | 1 minutes | 95 words |

Pre-Blast 18 HIM for 3.04 miles and a big, dripping heaped-up triple scoop of vanilla at FMJ. Burt was not there. Dredd was not there either. The Warmup Pledge of Allegiance at the flag. Run across the street to the church for extended Paint the Lines. Circle up for: 21 Victory Burpees. The Thang Run back across the street. Partner up. Dora 1-2-3-4: while Partner 1 runs three light poles away, Partner 2 begins to perform 100 Burpees, 200 Pull-ups, 300 Squats, 400 LBCs. [Read More]

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1-2-3-4

Posted on April 23, 2019 | 1 minutes | 95 words |

Pre-Blast 18 HIM for 3.04 miles and a big, dripping heaped-up triple scoop of vanilla at FMJ. Burt was not there. Dredd was not there either. The Warmup Pledge of Allegiance at the flag. Run across the street to the church for extended Paint the Lines. Circle up for: 21 Victory Burpees. The Thang Run back across the street. Partner up. Dora 1-2-3-4: while Partner 1 runs three light poles away, Partner 2 begins to perform 100 Burpees, 200 Pull-ups, 300 Squats, 400 LBCs. [Read More]

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If You Provide Bacon, They Will Come

Posted on April 2, 2019 | 2 minutes | 383 words |

22 PAX and no FNGs, disclaimer given (poorly), opening Prayer for those having surgery today and we are off. Warm up mosey through Wake Zone parking lot for a change of pace GM x 5 SSH x 8 Burpees x 5 Diamond Merkins x 8 Plankjacks x 5 Plankjacks x 8 (was supposed to be mountain climbers) Form 4 groups for Indian Run to track, stopping at light poles for various Mary exercises, each group chooses their own [Read More]

Weird Stuff

Posted on March 19, 2019 | 3 minutes | 458 words |

Callahan put out the call for a substitute… and you KNOW I can’t resist the chance to Mr. Garvey a workout. I promised Prodigal on Slack that I wouldn’t do weird stuff, but then I looked in the mirror. Time for an exicon deep-dive. FNG Check - Disclaimer - Fair Warning on weird stuff - Let’s Go Lap around the parking lot. Circle up for Finkle Swings. Lap around the parking lot. [Read More]

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A Beautiful Mind

Posted on March 14, 2019 | 3 minutes | 499 words |

It was a beautiful morning for work out that scored a 9/10 on the Cataract’s Scale of Workouts. I am truly humbled by that score and will strive for the perfect score soon. 25 HIMs showed up for a fun time at the Peak of Good Living’s best down town park. When I start thinking about the workouts I want to put together, the stream of thoughts that sends me down these random paths of connections. [Read More]