Clowning Around the Track in the Gloom

 Posted on March 1, 2019  |  2 minutes  |  373 words  |  

Date: 2/28/2019 QIC: WWW AO: Flying-Circus PAX: Badlands, Beaker, Biner, Ezekiel, Geek Squad, Goose, Kilmer, Lawn Dart, Nature Boy, Silverback, Sky Blue, Trike, WWW, Warm-up: GM (You can’t have a great day without a good morning), hamstring stretches, calf stretches with some CFMs x5 for each leg, Sir Fazios. We mosey top the track for some clowning around. Thang 1: 4 pain stations strategically stationed around the track (backward run btw stations) [Read More]
badlands  beaker  biner  ezekiel  geek-squad  goose  kilmer  lawn-dart  nature-boy  silverback  sky-blue  trike  www 

Happy Burp-day!

 Posted on February 27, 2019  |  3 minutes  |  557 words  |  

Rolling down the road to Tortoises I get a message alert, “Where is everybody? Is Tortoises closed today?” I got to thinking, should’ve I pre-blasted my birthday celebration at Tortoises? I didn’t want to make people choose between a birthday celebration or the soft launch of Lion’s Den. I wanted to ensure the soft launch was a success for Red Ryder and Sour Mash, but did I underestimate the draw that the Lion’s Den would have? [Read More]
ascot  ashbury  badlands  doogie  dust-bowl  ezekiel  frisco  honeycomb  hotty-toddy  intimidator  matador  meatloaf  nature-boy  quiver  sega  snooze 

Rocks Partner

 Posted on February 26, 2019  |  2 minutes  |  351 words  |  

Or rather Partner Rocks - but had to come some title and a corresponding pic. Beautiful crisp morning and we are 20 strong. Disclaimer given Warm Up Mozy through some cars to alternative parking lot SSH x 15 Hillbillies x 10 GM x 7 Merkins IC x 10 Thang 1 Partner up with and grab 1 good size rock. We stopped 4 times, with one partner doing rock work and the other an exercise, all in cadence and then swap rock [Read More]
badlands  biner  bogo  doogie  ezekiel  franklin  goose  hotty-toddy  katniss  kilmer  lawn-dart  loom  nature-boy  prodigal  sabre  sky-blue  swag  term-paper  thurston  trike 

If only ONE-FOUR had posted....

 Posted on February 15, 2019  |  3 minutes  |  539 words  |  

Dammit. So nearly perfect. Some days the all the elements align perfectly and the symmetry and perfection of the universe reveals itself. This was nearly one of those days, if only ONE-FOUR had shown up! Today, the day widely known as Valentine’s Day, is notable for three very good reasons. Firstly, sure, there is saint valentine. Martyred for marrying young lovers against the wishes of the Roman emperor, and sentenced to death through beating, torture and then eventually decapitation. [Read More]
badlands  beaker  biner  geek-squad  hamilton  nature-boy  pbx  pigeon  pivot  shut-in  sky-blue  the-commish  two-factor 

There’s no vanilla in these Burpees … Burpees, Burpees, and more Burpees - does a body good!!!

 Posted on February 14, 2019  |  2 minutes  |  386 words  |  

Date: 2/13/2019 QIC: WWW AO: SnS, Maynard / Insomnia / Vesper, and Ruckers PAX: Badlands, Banjo, Bartman, Bogo, Build-a-Bear, Burt, Buzzfeed. Chanticleer, Coney, FNG EZ Bake, Franklin, Grease Monkey, Hansen, Hello Kitty, Hi-Liter, Hot Spot, Khakis, Large Mouth, Ma Bell, Michelob, Mohawk, Nickel, Ollie, One Four, Pivot, Random House, Saban, Sabre, Shut-in, Sky Blue, Smitten, Sub, Wonder Bread, WWW Warm-up: GM, hamstring stretch, Sir Fazio forward, seal claps, overhead claps, SF backward, calf stretch with CFMs. [Read More]
badlands  banjo  bartman  bogo  build-a-bear  burt  buzzfeed  chanticleer  coney  ez-bake  franklin  grease-monkey  hanson  hello-kitty  hi-liter  hotspot  khakis  largemouth  ma-bell  michelob  mohawk  nickel  ollie  one-four  pivot  random-house  saban  sabre  shut-in  sky-blue  smitten  sub  wonderbread  www 

FNGs Abound

 Posted on February 6, 2019  |  2 minutes  |  323 words  |  

The PAX recruiting game showed up strong on this A.M. as we had 3 FNGs make their way into the gloom. The Disclaimer was necessary. As I type this I am just now realizing I forgot to lead us in the Pledge of Allegiance. This is a priority and so I recognize now the men and women who go and have gone into harms way to protect the liberties that we as a United States of America hold as unalienable. [Read More]
angry-elf  badlands  banjo  bartman  biner  bogo  burt  chanticleer  chinese-downhill  chipper  ck  coney  denali  disco-duck  flip-flop  franklin  geek-squad  goose  hello-kitty  hermes  hi-liter  hotspot  joe-smith  khakis  largemouth  ma-bell  michelob  nature-boy  old-maid  parker  pbx  pierogi  pivot  prodigal  random-house  repeato  rock-a-billy  sabre  shut-in  sky-blue  smitten  smokey  snots  squatter  the-commish  theismann  torpedo  two-factor  wkrp  youbetcha 

Triple down celebrations

 Posted on February 6, 2019  |  2 minutes  |  381 words  |  

Feb 5th. 5/2. Fifth of February. So many reasons to celebrate……it’s the 36th day of 2019 (Gregorian calendar), it’s the start of the 4716th Chinese New Year (Year of pig) and it’s also Red Ryder’s M’s birthday, who I believe was turning 21 (approximately). With so much excitement to come, YHC started the customary countdown to the start of the beatdown at 3 minutes…..eventually the clock ticked down and we were ready to go…. [Read More]
badlands  bogo  clementine  dumpster-fire  dunkin  franklin  geek-squad  goose  hotty-toddy  katniss  liverpool  nature-boy  one-four  pigeon  prodigal  red-ryder  roxanne  sky-blue  swag  term-paper  trike 

It works 60% of the time. Every time.

 Posted on January 29, 2019  |  2 minutes  |  393 words  |  

26 PAX gathered at the flag, with rumors of a mysterious FNG who was nowhere to be seen. First exercise, the Pledge of Allegiance. Warm Up Mosey to the heart of Apex Community Park, the parking lot adjacent to the tennis courts. Along the way add in some butt kickers and karaoke. Circle up for a standard fare of SSHs, Good Mornings, Sir Fazio Arm Circles, Steve Earles, and Control Freak Merkins. [Read More]
ashbury  badlands  biner  cataracts  chop-block  crimson  disco-duck  freebird  goose  honeycomb  hotspot  imp  liverpool  ma-bell  meatloaf  milton-bradley  nature-boy  open-out  press-on  red-ryder  shank  smokey  sooey  two-factor  wkrp  yoga-mat 

Supercharged, modified and sliding at FOD

 Posted on January 29, 2019  |  2 minutes  |  329 words  |  

A nice morning at FOD. 27 PAX made there way to west Cary to celebrate Liverpool turning 50 and earning the title of RESPECT. Just because he is now with us in the 50’s doesn’t mean he gets an easy workout. All came ready to have some fun and be challenged. Warm up Pledge Run to back of lot 1 - 5 Good mornings Run to back of lot 2 - 10 Imperial Walker with a squat in between Run to back of lot 3 - 112 Supercharged SSH (4 rounds of descending SSH. [Read More]
badlands  beaker  biner  bogo  clementine  disco-duck  duncan  ezekiel  franklin  geek-squad  hotty-toddy  katniss  liverpool  loom  nature-boy  one-four  pbx  pigeon  pivot  prodigal  sky-blue  squatter  swag  the-commish  the-joker  thurston  trike 

Speed-Dating

 Posted on January 24, 2019  |  4 minutes  |  668 words  |  

Lots going on at Shakin’ Not Stirred this morning. The Maynerds were off early, Insomnia runners, departed just after the last Maynerd group, and at 5:45 the Vesper and Bootcamp group were ready to get going. The Bootcamp hosted a baker’s dozen, and it went down like this: Tight circle and each man was instructed to identify a fellow PAX that he didn’t really know so well. That was to be your partner throughout the workout. [Read More]
badlands  captain-kirk  chipper  flip-flop  nature-boy  pierogi  press-on  random-house  riptide  saban  smokey  the-commish  water-wings