We’re Not Sissies


Pre-Blast

  • 9 HIM spat in the face of adversity as Fo spat in our faces. I think we won.
  • YHC has heard through the grapevine that our FNG this AM, who we eventually named Flo-Rida, had questions regarding the strenuousness of our workouts. YHC was committed to giving him a proper introduction.
  • We’re not sissies.

The Warmup

  • Pledge of Allegiance at the flag
  • Run to DDMS, circle up behind the school.
  • 5 Good Mornings
  • 25 Hand-Release Merkins, 25 LBC
  • 20 Diamond Merkins, 20 Freddie Merks
  • 15 Wide Grip Merkins, 15 Boxcutters
  • 10 Hand Release Merkins, 10 Hello Dolly
  • 5 Diamond Merkins, 5 AMERICAN Hammers.
  • 100 SSH

The Thang****s

  • Run to the track.

  • Rack ‘Em and Stack ‘Em: 10 Burpees, Run a Lap, 10 Burpees + 20 Sumo Squats, Run a Lap, 10 Burpees + 20 Sumo Squats + 30 SSH, Run a Lap, 10 Burpees + 20 Sumo Squats + 30 SSH IC + 40 Imp Walkers IC, Run a Lap, 10 Burpees + 20 Sumo Squats + 30 SSH, Run a Lap, 10 Burpees + 20 Sumo Squats, Run a Lap, escape the lightning.

  • Indian Run back to the flag.

  • Stretch

Forward fold, left and right.

Monkey Humper stretch

Plank calf stretch, lat stretch.

Runner stretch/pigeon stretch L/R.

Fold up slowly.

Quad stretch L/R.

Michael Phelps arms.

COT

  • Welcome FNG, Flo-Rida!

See also