BACKBLASTS

"Raise Your Hand If You Farted"

Posted on March 9, 2020 | 1 minutes | 120 words |

HC feels there is no better way to start the day than getting after out here with you guys. Thank you for coming out and being part of this amazing group! QIC: Flenderson AX: Yahoo, Wahoo, Triple Lindy, Red Ryder, Puddles, Chicken Little, Henny Penny, EarharT, Traffic cone, Crimson, Meatloaf, Sega, Shipper, Chipper, Juan Valdez, The Joker, Re-entry, Hamm, Bagels and Captain Jack. SSH Warm Up Mossy Merkins 2min 3 person Dora [Read More]

Leg - Day

Posted on March 9, 2020 | 1 minutes | 111 words |

3 for 4 mile EC, BaB, Snots, & YHC. Warm up mosey on track around the field then to basketball court for the various and sundry warm-up exercises. Jog to there Park Village Community pool parking lot for some stretching, then off to the bottom of Park Village Drive PICKLE. 3 rounds:30 @ 4 ct LBC at the bottomRun to the top5 (L/R =1) lunges10 cc squats15 imperial walkersBack to the bottomRepeat x 3Backwards run to the top10 (L/R =1) reverse lunges [Read More]

Pickle Madness

Posted on March 9, 2020 | 2 minutes | 380 words |

YHC had a plan - hit as many of the parking lot pickles as we could. After a brief walkthrough (and some pre-workout Pokemon GO), we were ready. FNG Check (nice save on the new PAX remembering his name from the day before) / Disclaimer / Pledge / Farewell to the Bruisers / FOLLOW ME Lap around the home pickle, out the south exit, turn back up Maury Odell, back trail to the Community Center. [Read More]

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You're no Prodigal

Posted on March 9, 2020 | 5 minutes | 1013 words |

Sunday afternoon, YHC was finally done with most of the chores for the day (after a great morning TRM tuneup run with Wonderbread), and checked in on Slack to see what was up. First priority was to check on the Q status for Gran Torino Friday…OH NO we need a Q! But then, a more urgent call for help was noticed. Prodigal needed someone to take his Kryptonite Q. It’s been a while since I Q’d (and especially Kryptonite), so I tossed my hat in the ring. [Read More]

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By The Power of Grayskull

Posted on March 8, 2020 | 2 minutes | 412 words |

All right, maybe not. But the GPS made an interesting pattern and there were a bunch of He-Men out at Gran Torino this AM: 10 Boot Camp, 6 Runners, and 4 Ruckers. Disclaimer disclaimed to FNG Steve Beaker’s beginnings (The Warm-Up) Mosey around the school, stopping along the way at some spots along the way for: Accelerating Side-Straddle Hops Sir-Fazio Arm Circles Wille-Mays Hayes Daisy Pickers Mountain Climbers Beaker’s Beatdown (The Thang) [Read More]

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Danger Zone Hills with Pain Deck

Posted on March 8, 2020 | 1 minutes | 133 words |

Date: 3/6/2020 Warm-up: GM, daisy pickers, Sir Fazio, calf stretches with CFM and Eskimo merkins. Thang 1 Hill work with pain cards in between Spades - anvil Hearts - hand release burpees Diamonds - Merkins Clubs - Steve Earls Aces- PAX called ab exercise Thang 2 Mosey over to the rock pile for some global warming and rock work. Thang 3 Mosey to the soccer field for suicides. Mosey to the flag for 150s and have a nice day. [Read More]

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F.O.D. (Finally On-site, Da*#it)

Posted on March 8, 2020 | 3 minutes | 444 words |

Despite Bartman setting the bar pretty low for Site Qs (here), I still think I manage to limbo it more than hurdle it. Having missed the past two weeks at FOD due to illness and fartsackiness, I was on the hook for the Q today. Since, as the site Q, I was my own back-up, I kinda sorta had to show. I think there is a lesson here… Beaker’s Beginnings (The Warm-Up) [Read More]

A Happy Ending

Posted on March 7, 2020 | 3 minutes | 454 words |

37 degrees but it feels like 22. Or something like that. Five PAX in various get-ups designed to buffet the wind and cold gathered around where the flag is supposed to be at The Green Mile. The smell of burnt rubber was in the air. Everyone there had on their running shoes, so once Old Maid picked out which gloves he was gonna wear we were ready to begin. Warm Up Yog the 0. [Read More]

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Remember the Alamo

Posted on March 7, 2020 | 2 minutes | 266 words |

The Alamo fell on March 6, 1836 after a 13 day seige. To commemorate the anniversary of the day, 16 PAX remembered the Alamo. We started with the Pledge and then moseyed in pairs up the road to the top of the parking garage where we circled up. Warm up - 13 reps of SSH, Hill Billy, Arm circles, plank jacks, merkins. Thang 1: The Blockade Runner relay with two lines down the length of the parking lot. [Read More]

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Run/Walk

Posted on March 6, 2020 | 2 minutes | 345 words |

YHC and Crimson haven’t be able to go to the same workouts very often since YHC has been running more and Crimson was recovering from some knee trouble. So, out of that, the theme for this morning was born. Some of us would run and some would walk. Turns out Smokey called an IR so that fit even better. Here is how it went down! 5:30 - no site Qs thus no flag so a quick disclaimer and we were off. [Read More]

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