Dear PAX,
So after weeks of hype, I hear yall crawled around on a field lit with glowsticks and played crabwalk soccer? Did you all get trophies, too, when you were done? Isn’t that special.
If you need some hand holding or a breeze up your skirt, I’m sure FWD or FOD is just right for you. Posting 9.26.17 at 0530 at Salem Park gets you only one thing: an ass kicking. You’ve been warned.
Yours truly,
@f3_fmj