Cinco de Mayo de Sucko


Goal: Have fun and do some stupid stuff.

The stupid stuff started early: The first thing that you should do when you Q is to show up early.
YHC made the site Q’s anxious by showing up at 5:29ish - it all started El Crappo.

Disclaimer in broken Spanish at 5:31:
Buenos dia hermanos
Este esse effe tres
FNG? No? OK.
Yo no es professionale
Y yo no tengo dinero
Via con velocidad de tu y no muerte
Pero accelleramos con su hermanos
Si? Si!

Warmup
Mozy to side of church for warmup
SSH x qunice
Senor Crimson takes over while YHC goes to set up like I should have done if I had arrived early.
(I assume that Crimson called Good Mornings, something else, and Sir Fazio Arm Circles F/B)

El Thingo
Cinco (5) Stations, rotate thru all the stations (dimly lit by old glowsticks) 10 times doing, in order:

  1. Squats x diez x cinco stations
  2. Merkins x diez x cinco stations
  3. Monkey humpers x diez x cinco stations
  4. Carolina Drydocks x diez x cinco stations
  5. Box Cutters x diez x cinco stations
  6. 20 second Chilcutt hold  x cinco stations
  7. Jump Squat x diez x cinco stations
  8. Hand Release Merkins x diez x cinco stations
  9. Homer to Marge x diez x cinco stations
  10. Burpees x diez x cinco stations

Plank Hold for el seis (derecho / izquierdo)

Mary
Ended with 1 minuto for Mexican Hammers x qunice

Announcements
VHS is hosting Sparta 300- a 60th BDay event Saturday at AO Phoenix

Prayers
Yogi’s 2.0 is 2 weeks past her due date. They need that baby to arrive ASAP.
Bubba’s getting PSA results today and is unsure about them - but he’s in God’s hands.

NMS
Gracias to Spanish teacher Shortcut for his appreciation of my use of Spanish 1 and laughing at that I added ‘O’ to everything to make it a Spanish word… just like his students.
Lo siento to WWW for causing him some grief by arriving so late.
Gracias tambien to Crimson for leading the warmup while I set up the cinco stations.
Heard somewhere in the middle of El Thingo “Embraco el sucko!

I thank Dios for Los muchachos that posted today. All fine HIM who pushed each other to finish strong those burpees at the end.
F3 has changed my life. I appreciate the ability to do stupid stuff with these guys, to receive their help, and to give help when and where I can.

We had fun and got a great sweat.  It seemed that most of the PAX enjoyed it - although they were thrown off a bit when I arrived nearly late wearing a straw cowboy hat.

A final Gracias to Bootlegger for taking us out in prayer.
Vaya con Dios!

Playlist
Come On, Let’s Go - Los Lobos
Fiesta Mexicana - Musica Mexicana
Mambo No. 5 (a Little Bit of…) - Lou Bega
La Cucaracha - The Mariachis
La Bamba - Los Lobos
Guantanamera - The Mariachis
Casino Royale - Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
Oye Como Va - Santana
Spanish Flea - Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
Mexican Hat Dance (Jarabe Tapatio) - The Mariachis
Tequila - The Champs
Maria Maria (feat. The Product G&B) - Santana, The Product G&B
El Botecito - Los Hijos Del Pueblo


See also