Lonnie Anderson and Zombies

This is the kind of morning we are having. Extra Crispy shows up to SNS after a 2 year hiatus. Burt introduces himself as Burt Reynolds. ViewMaster comments that he once worked on Burt Reynolds’ horse farm in Florida and got to hang out with Lonnie Anderson. Burt has a minor cardiac event at the very mention of Lonnie’s name. I have to stop Burt from helping himself to Coffeteria before the workout starts. [Read More]

Classic Pain Sticks

It is good to be back at the Ordinary. Prior to the workout the Site Qs are making things happen. Jigglypuff is using Clorox wipes to clean pollen off his car and Burt is handing out tank tops from a briefcase. Just another Thursday morning in DTC. No FNGs. Pledge. Mosey towards the police station to circle up on the finest grass in Cary. 5 GM IC 10 Sir Fazio IC 10 Seal Clap IC 10 Fazio Sir IC Calf Stretch with 15 Merkins per leg Mosey a bit farther to the old school parking garage. [Read More]

Pounding The Pickle at DZ

I leave the house with a little concern that lightning may eliminate this workout, but once again the weather cooperates and provides a nice workout window. Saban even does an EC run to try to draw any leftover lightning bolts to keep the rest of us safe. It is beautifully warm. I have never been on Q at DZ. When Bagels and I were pacing Banjo on the MST 100 last weekend he told us that once upon a time DZ was the only active AO in Cary. [Read More]

FMJ DBB Day

My box checking has kept me away from FMJ for a while, and I am not fully prepared for the parking lot. I’m not sure what Ma Bell and Orphan are doing to this AO, but it looks like a war zone. I find a parking spot amidst the rubble and heavy machinery as Flat Saban and Happy Gilmore come back from an EC run. 8 for what feels like a pretty nice morning despite the weather forecast. [Read More]