Don't Judge a Man by the Size of His Rock

Maybe it is the late start and the extra 15 minutes of sleep, but everyone comes into this workout fired up and sassy. Chipper and Franklin jump out of their cars and start flinging hospital names around like hand grenades. The chatter won’t stop for the next 45 minutes. As a matter of fact, every rep count below is suspect because Staubach is the only one counting and he isn’t that good at it. [Read More]

We now call Fartsacking "Frisco-ing"

The featured image came directly from a Google image search for the word “Fartsack.” That is the highlight of this Claymore Q, since it featured the return of Notorious F.A.R.T. himself, @frisco! In classic Frisco style, we’re already warmed up and about to start Thang 1 by the time he rolls up in his Vespa-like eco-car. After we finished up our penalty burpees, the MC commenced and quite literally didn’t stop even though I could smell the merlot peaking up over the back of his tongue…alas, we got no merlot. [Read More]