Shakespeare asked "What's in a name?" The answer: Pain.

 Posted on May 15, 2018  |  2 minutes  |  287 words  |  

So my timing is getting a bit better. Some of the PAX finished on time, others were just a few seconds behind. And I even had Snots giving me updates throughout the entire workout. Warm Up Good Morning, Windmill, Arm Circles, Steve Earle Thang 1 So no one noticed the secret behind the exercises I picked. Let’s see if you can spot it now. Mile Run - We started out on a 1 mile run with a few stops along the way. [Read More]
callahan  chappy  earhart  frisco  gtl  intimidator  ma-bell  old-maid  parker  pet-sounds  pickles  shank  snots  squatter  theismann  water-wings  www 

Tribute to the CHAMP

 Posted on March 19, 2018  |  2 minutes  |  417 words  |  

YHC got some sad news on Friday that one of my college buddies, Brian Champ, was admitted to ICU at UNC hospitals with a terminal condition. I went to visit him on Sunday morning and it really hit me hard to see him like this; knowing that barring a miracle, he would probably never wake up. It also troubled me a lot that we really hadn’t been in contact much over the past decade. [Read More]
ascot  chappy  crimson  disco-duck  hasselhoff  hotspot  jigglypuff  kermit  mccants  michelob  pierogi  saban  sooey 

40 mins of Welcome to Hunter Street Skate Park

 Posted on February 22, 2018  |  3 minutes  |  628 words  |  

Date: 2/22/2018 Location: Bounty Hunters QIC: Parker PAX: 13 13 Pax gathered in the 63 deg downright balmy gloom on a late Feb morning for a promised reintroduction to the wonder that is Hunter Street Skate Park. Since GTL and YHC took over site Q duties at BH a couple weeks ago YHC feels obligated to make sure the Pax are aware of all the options here. I mean, it really has a lot to offer. [Read More]
blue-and-out  breathtaker  chappy  gtl  imp  intimidator  juco  oxtail  parker  queequeg  shank  smokey  sooey 

Partner Up...and Size Does Matter

 Posted on February 16, 2018  |  4 minutes  |  662 words  |  

When: February 16th, 2018 QIC: Earhart The PAX: Crimson, Red Ryder, Chappy, Wonderland, Hotspot, Snots, Imp, Highlighter, Water Wings, Parker, GTL, Term Paper, Pickles, BOGO, PBX, Biner, Blue-n-Out, Blueprint, Chum, Matlock, Chipper, Monkey Nut, Crabby (FNG), YHC Earhart YHC comes in, five minutes to spare, with a great spring morning. How can you not want to come out in the gloom when it is partly cloudy and 65 degrees? Well, it appeared I was not the only one who felt that way because 23 fellow HIM posted as well. [Read More]
biner  blue-and-out  blueprint  bogo  chappy  chipper  chum  crabby  crimson  earhart  gtl  hi-liter  hotspot  imp  matlock  monkey-nut  parker  pbx  pickles  red-ryder  snots  term-paper  water-wings  wonderland 

51 is the Magic Number

 Posted on February 9, 2018  |  4 minutes  |  664 words  |  

There’s an ongoing Slack-o-sphere “discussion” over the #1 AO in all of Carpex. I’ll admit, YHC has stirred the pot just a bit over this one. The primary goal for the February 9, 2018 edition of Dante’s Peak was to show the glorious versatility and overall excellence of what I consider to be THE top destination for PAX of Carpex. So let’s get on with it. Solid group of HIMs (HIDAs? [Read More]
banjo  bartman  beaker  biner  blueprint  bogo  chappy  crimson  disco-duck  earhart  freebird  imp  katniss  monkey-nut  red-ryder  snots  sooey  sour-mash  water-wings 

Bears and Balls

 Posted on February 1, 2018  |  4 minutes  |  645 words  |  

Coming off a week+ of fartsacking due to sickness YHC was still quick on the draw to pick up the Q hand off from Disco Duck! After Slacking out a message trying to rally some HCs for this morning (and only receiving 2) YHC knew numbers would be somewhat small. 9 Pax made it out for a nice cool-crisp-shorts-wearing-36-degree morning in DTA. With the low hum of the idle train (#ApexSignatureMove) and Grease with two freshly tied shoes (#SignatureMove) we were off into the gloom! [Read More]
chappy  earhart  freebird  grease-monkey  hermes  imp  red-ryder  shut-in  smokey 

The Pax Will Not Be Silenced

 Posted on January 25, 2018  |  2 minutes  |  385 words  |  

16 loudmouths gathered at the gates of Apex Skate Park in hopes that their choice of Bounty Hunters (aka the AO not Q’d by Hi-Liter) would provide some welcome relief. Of course, YHC, being a man of the people, took requests. “Not too much running, no burpees, and few Merkins, if you don’t mind McCants.” Really? Well, there you have it. Warmup: High tempo lap around the outside of the soccer field, Freddy Mercury’s until the six shows up, SSH, Lil Man JJ, and, oh, wait, Burt wants to storm the circle since his Hokies won a home game? [Read More]
burt  chappy  coney  earhart  freebird  gtl  imp  khakis  mccants  michelob  nerf  red-ryder  smokey  sosa  sour-mash  wonderbread 

Q Swap

 Posted on December 24, 2017  |  4 minutes  |  646 words  |  

QIC: Boyardee, Yanni BB Author: Yanni If you roll up to any F3 AO, whether it be in your region, a neighboring region, or in another state, you can be assured that you will be greeted with the same open arms and fist bumps. The men of Dante’s Peak welcomed YHC and Boyardee with great enthusiasm and smiling faces. YHC and @mabellcarpex met a week earlier at The Earl in Pittsboro and like all F3 encounters, hit it off immediately and hatched a plan. [Read More]
boyardee  chappy  earhart  exposure  grinch  gtl  imp  jolly-rancher  kyrie  monkey-nut  nerf  parker  red-ryder  shank  sour-mash  yanni  yogi 

NOT 12 Days of A-Team

 Posted on December 18, 2017  |  3 minutes  |  437 words  |  

Since we’re a week away from the Big Guy’s birthday, YHC thinks we must have a Christmas theme. However, like the music on the radio or the Apex street decorations, sometimes we just get burned out because Christmas starts too early. So we kept it light, didn’t overkill on the 12 days of Merkins, er Christmas. A grand total of 9 PAX gathered on a rather GLOOMY and dank morning at A-Team. [Read More]
beaker  chappy  ford  hotspot  imp  katniss  nature-boy  red-ryder  saban  smokey  theismann 

Rochambeau or Roshambo?

 Posted on December 11, 2017  |  3 minutes  |  584 words  |  

Hannibal, the leader of the A-Team, had his famous catch phrase, “I love it when a plan comes together.” Here’s the thing when you’re the QIC of A-Team: you have to have a Plan A and a Plan B. The Q’s fate is held with Cheddar Bo. And like Cousin Eddie, Cheddar Bo shows up when he wants. On this morning, Cheddar-Bo was akin to a DZ Site Q…….nowhere to be found. [Read More]
burt  chanticleer  chappy  chinese-downhill  chop-block  coney  flip-flop  ford  hotspot  ma-bell  michelob  pierogi  saban  smokey  theismann  wkrp